Tuesday, January 6, 2009

More from the Jannapedia

I can't resist giving you a few more anti-spam random letter-groupings I've seen lately.
I'm hoping it will make some cute nerdy descendant of Noah Webster want to ask me out on a date.
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ZEDNONS: After the Zednons invaded, our planet smelled vaguely of broccoli...

IDREE: Someone started singing "I dream of Jeanie With The Light Brown Hair", but unexpectedly got vaporized after the first two syllables.

FLACT: A fact about flatulence.

ANTIONI: Pasta in an alternate universe. If macaroni and antioni ever unite, both will be destroyed.

WHEEM: The sound time makes as it whizzes by while you're busy procrastinating.

FLYCHI: The insect version of Tai Chi.
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(Here are all the Jannapedia posts I've done so far.)
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12 comments:

The Offended Blogger said...

I can live without Flacts but dang, some Antioni with Marinara sounds yummy right now!! :)

Janna said...

Chelle: Homemade marinara sauce has plenty of fiber, which might result in flacts. :)

JohnnyB said...

Zednons HATE the "I Dream of Jeanie" song, which explains the vaporizing and all.
These are hilarious.

Lynda said...

I wonder if Flychi involves buzzing in a person's ear and just barely avoiding being swatted.

Trukindog said...

All this time I thought it was high blood presure making my ears Wheem!

Janna said...

JohnnyB: Ahhh! Now it all makes sense!

Lynda: That and laying eggs on road kill.

Trukindog: It might be a combination of both...!

Marilyn said...

Wheem. I hear that a lot.

Marilyn said...

Oh... I just realized what they were talking about in that song. "Oh, wheem away. Oh, wheem away." It's an anitprocrastination chant. That lion needs to get up and do something useful. Like eat those noisy singers or something.

dizzblnd said...

You are so good in coming up with these!

Janna said...

Marilyn: Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all night. :)

Dizzblnd: Aww! Thank you. :)

whall said...

Why settle for a descendant of Noah Webster when you could probably date Webster himself? Sure, he's short, and it'd be interracial but hey, it's _webster_.

Janna said...

Whall: Ack! Not THAT Webster! :)