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It's a common tradition to send cards during the holiday season.
Some of you may have gotten a ton of holiday greeting cards these past few weeks.
Some cards even say pre-recorded stuff when you open them up.

Now, I know what you're thinking, so I'll just come right out and say it.

You're wondering, "Janna, what would happen if I put my talking greeting cards in the microwave?"
And, because I am so helpful, I feel the need to direct you to THIS video, where some guys actually put a talking card into a microwave.
For three minutes.
On high.

Once you've watched that, feel free to watch this one too, where they put an etch-a-sketch in a microwave for seven minutes.
And perhaps this one, where they microwave an iPod.
The iPod explodes.

It's the perfect way to spread cheer and joy this time of year.

After all, no matter what denomination you happen to be, it's always fun to see sparks and molten metal.
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