Friday, October 31, 2008

Have you ever....

Have you ever wanted to marry a comic book character? Here's a guy who's petitioning to actually make that legal.

Have you ever wondered how many times an article could include the phrase "third testicle"? Here, try THIS one....

Have you ever been in a restaurant and convinced your friend to let you taste just a little bite of something they ordered? Apparently some restaurants will get pissy about that. Here's a guy who ended up in jail after he let his wife take just a few bites of stuff on his plate.

Have you ever been frustrated with gas prices? Try to fight the urge to fire gunshots at the gasoline pump.
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6 comments:

whall said...

SEE? SEE? That first one is a sLIPPERY SLOPE! Next thing you know, people will want to be able to marry video game characters, then D&D or role playing wizards, and then they'll want to marry their computers.

It's unnatural, I tellz ya!

and my favorite quote from the third testicle story is this:

"until her relationship with the player ended in 2001"

um, yeah? we know he's a player.

Evil Genius said...

Wow. I really HAVE led a sheltered life.

Da Old Man said...

Can you imagine the article writer, as a journalism student, dreaming of the day an article could be written about testicles. She approached her teacher and said one day she would do it.

And it would be big. Not some mutant one testicled man, no, some super man (wonder if this affects the comic book marriage article writer?) with 50% more testicles than the average man. And, by golly, she did it!
Why am I suddenly writing like a
60's comic book writer? I have no idea.

Janna said...

Whall: I thought of marrying this footlong chili dog I saw the other day, but apparently he wasn't looking for a commitment.

EvilGenius: Me too!

DaOldMan: Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

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