Saturday, September 20, 2008

Would it hang upside down?

You all know I tend to keep stuff in my bra, right?
Cell phone, ketchup, Excedrin, bottles of steak sauce....
The usual stuff.
But here, I am proud to say, is something that's never been in my bra.
That's right.
I have never reached into my bra and found a live bat.
Yet.
Of course, I'm only 38, so I guess there's still time.
.

13 comments:

Evil Genius said...

Good thing too, 'cause bats in Indiana/Michigan have been found to be rabid. Eeek gads!

And just what the heck kind of hotel is that place, and what kind of housekeeper is she, that the place has freaking BATS that climb into peoples' clothing??

Cincy Diva said...

what about a hedgehog? They're so cute.

Steven said...

Do you have room for your boobs in there?

Janna said...

EvilGenius: Freaky, huh? I've had a kitten in my bra, but never a bat...

CincyDiva: They ARE cute! I've never held one, but I bet they're adorable. Might be a little prickly to inhabit bra-land, though.

Steve: Wait, let me check.... Yes! Yes I do!

Getting hit on said...

haha, I didnt know bats can be that small..thats a scary thought though

xup said...

Scheiss, I just checked and I ain't got nuthin' in my bra at all. AT ALL!

Janna said...

GettingHitOn: Well, there's a lot of room in my bra, so they wouldn't need to be all that small. I could probably fit a bat the size of a salt shaker in there.

Xup: Nothing? Wow. My condolences!

chris said...

girls are so useful to have around to carry stuff and generally keep us in line. tissues, aleve, carriers of rabies...ya never know what may come in handy and the ladies are always prepared!

i now have "bat out of hell" stuck in my head, thanks for that.

Janna said...

Chris: Hey, you never know when rabies will come in handy. For example, if people start to really annoy you, you can bite them.

whall said...

wow, your bra size is 38?!?!? That's GI_NORMOUS!

That's my waist size!

congrats, girl!

Janna said...

Whall: Oh, if only you knew....

Travis said...

I can't imagine you would put a live bat in there on purpose.

Janna said...

Travis: I wouldn't! I doubt the lady in the news story put hers in there on purpose either, yet there it was! Freaky, huh?