Coffee, anyone?

Today is Manic Monday, with "formula" as the theme word.
It's also day #2 of Doodle Week, with "gluttony" as the theme word.
So I'm going to try to do both in the same post.
Call it efficiency, ingenuity, or laziness. Pick one.

It's easy to be gluttonous about delicious things, like pizza or tacos or chocolate.
Some things, however, aren't quite as popular in the "cravings" department.
Have you ever noticed that no one ever has "gluttony" moments with health food? Nobody ever says "Wow, I totally pigged out on wheat germ and bean sprouts last night."

Things I have never tasted:

1. Baby Formula.
Really, I'm not sure I even had this when I was actually a baby. My first words upon being born were "So, does Pizza Hut deliver here?" (After all, it WAS the "delivery room").

2. Luwak Coffee
I first learned about this while reading a Dave Barry book, and have since seen it mentioned in other sources as well. Here's how it works: There's an animal called a luwak, which eats coffee beans. Eventually it poops the beans out. People gather the poop, save the beans, and roast them just like regular coffee. People really drink this. (Read about it here and here.) Here's a company that sells it. You can buy the actual poop at $60.00 for half a pound, and you have to clean it off and roast it yourself. Or you can get them to clean it all off and roast it for you, at which point it costs $240.00 per pound.

3. Haggis
It would be funny if the Scottish people actually invented this just to play a practical joke on unsuspecting tourists. ("Ay, MacDuff, what d'ye say we stuff that sheep's stomach with oatmeal an' see if the Americans will eat it?")

4. Squid Ink
Some cultures actually eat this. On purpose. It was common to see it used on Iron Chef.

5. SuperGlue
Hey, at least it wasn't pooped out by a luwak.
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