Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Things I have never seen in a parking lot

1. Elephant poop
2. Tonsils
3. A $100.00 bill
4. An antelope
5. You, carrying an axe
6. Leather panties
7. Evil clown
8. An evil clown who looks suspiciously like you, wearing leather panties, carrying an axe, slipping on elephant poop just as you're about to pay $100.00 for some antelope tonsils
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11 comments:

Bluepaintred said...

you are hanging out in the wrong kind of parking lot!

Marilyn said...

Can you tell a clown is evil just by looking?

Meloncutter said...

I have seen 1,2,3, and 4. I have carried an axe through a parking lot.

I don't have leather panties but I have this little leather thong thingy with ruffles on the back strap. Will that work?

All clowns are evil.

Just sayin....

Later Y'all.

whall said...

They have a song about that. I think Joni Mitchel did it.

They paved a carnival
and put up a parking lot
With a pink elephant, a poop pile
and an antelope with a C-spot.
Don't it always seem to go
that you don't know what you got:
Evil Clown.
They paved a carnival
and put up a parking lot.

They took all the trees
put em in a tree museum
and I came 'round, in leather panties
swingin an axe when I see 'em
Don't it always seem to go
that you don't know what you got:
Evil Clown.
They paved a carnival
and put up a parking lot.

Mo said...

I gotta get here before Whall next time, there's just no topping his comments.
Unless you put a dollop of elephant poop on 'em.

Janna said...

Blue: Is it different up in Canada?

Marilyn: Yes.

Melon: Ruffles? Really? You?

Whall: The first time I read that, I thought you said it was an antelope with a G-spot. Heh. :) You never cease to amaze me. BTW, stay tuned, there's more Janku coming up in a few days...

Morgen: And a maraschino cherry!

Evil Genius said...

It was an undercover sting! No one was supposed to recognize me!!!!! Awwww, crap. I'll never get respect back for my Evil Genius'ness.

Deb on the Rocks said...

Arrrghhh. Oh, horrible!

No, you can not tell if clowns are evil or not. That is the worst part of clowns!

Janna said...

EvilGenius: Hopefully you didn't quit your day job. :)

Deb: According to some people, ALL clowns are evil.

Travis said...

Well I have seen 1,3,4, and 7 all at the carnival...in an actual parking lot.

Isn't that strange?

Janna said...

Travis: If only you'd been wearing leather panties at the time!