Shot or clubbed, either one....
The queen of clubs
Liked pizza subs
And all their savory taste
The knave of clubs
Ate veggie subs
And had a smaller waist
... which is why he must be shot.
.
. (with apologies to Lewis Carroll)
Monday, August 25, 2008
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I don't get it. Oh well.
Mike: It's a parody of a poem written by Lewis Carroll (the guy who wrote Alice In Wonderland). One of the stanzas is about The Queen of Hearts who made some tarts, and then the Knave of Hearts stole the tarts. I changed it to the "Queen of Clubs", since the Manic Monday theme is "club". And, for added quirkiness, I photoshopped my face onto the Queen of Clubs.
Get it now? :)
*smiles*
I love your work.
Did someone say "parodies"?
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Janna Queen
by WHABBA
You can blog, you can write,
'shopping your face on just right.
See that girl, watch that meme,
Diggin' the Janna Queen
Sunday night and the blogs are slow
Looking out for this post, you know.
Where she makes the janku fit,
Vowels are the thing
You need to be cow-how-nting.
Anybody could be that shy
Night is young and the girl is high
With a bit of werewolf bait, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a "jance"
And when you get the chance...
You are the Janna Queen, tongue in cheek, only acts thirteen.
Janna Queen, people read you from their latrine (oh yeah!)
You can Jance, you can't hide
treating insomnia right
See that girl, watch her feed
Diggin the Janna Queen.
What a knave, to like veggies better than pizza.
(Thanks to Whall I'm going to be singing Dancing Queen all day tomorrow)
CWM: I'm glad! :)
Whall: Wait... you read me from your latrine?
Marilyn: I know! Whall has corrupted me too. I'm humming it right now, in fact, which is saying a lot, considering I'm not a fan of disco. I can almost see the mirrored ball hanging from the ceiling... and the bell bottoms... (*gasp*) NO! Not double-knit polyester!!!
Way creative post!!!!! LOVE IT!
I didn't realize it was a play on AiW until I read your comments and that made me realize that it was even cooler than I thought!
Then I read Whall's post and totally realized just how not creative I am!!!!
Happy MM!
@Janna - don't you know that people with blackberries use them in the bathroom a lot?
BV: Happy MM to you too. :)
Whall: I'm surprised we haven't yet seen that in a DITL. I dare you.
Wonderful paropoem! And what creative readers you have too. Must go see Mamma Mia now.
ROFLMAO!!
Alice at I Was Born2Cree8
Stine: Thanks for visiting!
Alice: I was hoping you'd say that. :)
Loved the humour in that.
AnthonyNorth: Hopefully Lewis Carroll would have seen the "humour" in it too. :)
Wanna know something stupid? I had no idea that Lewis Carroll actually wrote that poem. I have read Alice in Wonderland and all, but I didn't think it was an original poem. (I'm going to blame that on the fact that I first heard the poem before I'd read the book.)
Too funny and so clever!
Hahahaha! You cracked me up! Thanks for the Monday pick me up!
Kimmie
You are a witty one!
Gwen: Wow! And you work in a library, right? ;)
Lucy: I'm so glad!
Kimmie: Yay!
Gayle: AND I play the harp!
I know, I know! The shame! *hangs head and weeps* (on the upside, I wrote vaguely insulting things about you in my new blog... hehehehe)
Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!
Gwen: Hey! I checked out your new blog and I can't find anything even partially insulting (so far). I was all excited, all set to fight and make up, and... and then... nothing. (*sob*)
On the bright side, I added it to my blogroll anyway. :)
Travis: Hee! :D
hahaha... hover over the link to your site. ;)
Gwen: LOL!! Actually I'm kind of comfortable with being the crazy cat lady of the blogosphere. It makes people want to keep their distance, yet they become so simultaneously repulsed and fascinated that they can't help but look. Sort of like gawking at a train wreck. Oooh! Can I be the "train wreck of the blogosphere"? (Am I already?)
EvilGenius: Exactly! How dare he?
I have to ask: Does whall have a blog, and if so are his posts as amusing as his comments here?
My doctor would like me to switch to veggie subs, but I now have a reason (Janna would shoot me) to stick with my meatball sub.
Morgen: Yes, Whall has a blog. It's called (drum roll please)... "The Blog Of Whall". Look in my sidebar.
MMmmmm... Meatball subs....
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