Saturday, August 30, 2008

I will never be the strangest person on the planet

Yesterday was Michael Jackson's birthday. He is 50 now.
I used to be a fan, when I was a teenager back in the 80's. I owned the "Beat It" album. (This was the closest I ever came to being "cool." I'll pause for a moment while you all reflect on how truly sad that is.)
Since then, the world has been watching in fascination as he has become stranger and stranger. I love being seen as "just a little bizarre", but ol' Mikey has clearly shown me that there are some levels even I cannot attain.
Would any of you would like to burn the image of MY face into your toast?
Party on, Mr. Jackson.
We're all wondering what you could possibly do next.
I'll be watching and taking notes.


Mo said...

You have to wonder - does he like what he sees when he looks in the mirror???

Janna said...

Morgen: Hi!!! (Thank you for being the only person to comment here all day!) I agree; I wonder what MJ thinks. Didn't he do a song once, about having a talk with "The Man In The Mirror," and asking him to "change his ways"? Interesting.

Palm Springs Savant said...

Wow that poster says it all! I used to really like MJ a lot, not so much

Janna said...

PalmSpringsSavant: I don't consider myself a fan anymore either. I do, however, become fascinated by news of whatever crazy thing he's done most recently.

Marilyn said...

I suddenly feel a whole lot more normal.

Janna said...

Marilyn: You and me both!

Gayle said...

His transformation is frightening.

onangelwings said...

This is a cool poster. Love all the changes in one place. My kids would be afraid. Very afraid.

Travis said...

No, you may never reach this pillar of strangeness. But at least you have a baseline to shoot for!

Janna said...

Gayle: Very!

Onangelwings: Just be glad he's not lurking outside their bedroom window right now! (Wait... he isn't, is he?)

Travis: It's good to have a goal!