Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Math Problem For Today

Joe is running at a speed of ten miles an hour. Assuming he has an average body temperature of 98.6, and a height of 5'11", how long will it take before his wife catches up to him and forces him to return home and clean the pee off the toilet seat?
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8 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Wouldn't even make it out the bathroom door at my house.

Meloncutter said...

hmmmmm... It is not possible to answer this with an accurate result without knowing Joe's penis length and circumference. I also need to know Joe's wife's breast size. Send pics of the breasts if possible.

But just running an average on this, the universal constant of quantum results will give an answer of 3.

Later Y'all.

keyguy13 said...

I got nothing...

Janna said...

DesertSongbird: Good for you! :)

Melon: Don't forget to factor in the variables of Daylight Savings Time and Blood Sugar.

Keyguy: Make something up!

Evil Genius said...

Ummm, by my figures, it'll take until he gets out of the hospital.

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

math problumz ... i luv math problumz ...
harharhar!
luv--jh

Angry said...

Too easy... the answer is, Tangerines.

Next problem please.

Janna said...

EvilGenius: That'll teach him!

JH: I luv them too. :)

Angry: Well, if you're using the metric system, it's actually pomegranates.