Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Tuesday Night

I had a decent time at band Tuesday night, and a pleasantly indecent time at ABC group afterward. ABC group has been held at McDonalds for the past three weeks in a row, so I guess the acronym now stands for "After Band = Cholesterol."
There was Morgian, Russ, Jason, Steven, Kyle #1, Kyle #2, and me. For some reason we've started calling Kyle #2 "Fred", so we don't have to worry about keeping track of two Kyles.
After ABC group, we had our usual round of hugs and goodbyes, and then we headed home.

Except on my way home I decided I wanted to get groceries.

The only place open at that time of night was Meijer in Coldwater, which is 24 hours. It's about a 30 minute drive from where we had ABC group.

Imagine my shock when I was perusing the frozen food aisle, and I turned around to see Jason there!
Jason, who I had just seen and hugged goodbye about 30 minutes earlier!

We joked about various things, and I self-consciously realized that everything in my cart virtually screamed "Pathetic Single Person." Lean Cuisine dinners, frozen pizza, mini-loaf of garlic bread, and other stuff that requires a bare minimum amount of preparation.
Bachelor food.
I kept waiting for sympathetic strangers to walk by, pat my shoulder, and whisper "Awww. No one loves you, do they, honey?"

Incidentally, Jason was there to buy a bottle of wine because he has a date this week.

Here, have a picture of someone lying in a tub of cheetos.



Mr. Fabulous said...


Janna said...

Fab: It looks like they're the puffy kind, though... my favorite is the crunchy kind.

Marilyn said...

I like the crunchy kind too but f you had to get into a tub with them, these would be softer.

Janna said...

Marilyn: I'm embarrassed to admit that I've given this picture a lot of thought.... and I think that instead of getting into a tub full of cheetos, she probably laid in the tub FIRST, and then the cheetos were poured on TOP of her. So it wouldn't matter how soft they were, really. Still, that had to be a lot of cheese powder to have to wash off afterward.
What makes me laugh the most is that there are even a few cheetos in the soap dish. Heh! :)

Anonymous said...

So... umm... yeah... that date went well. Like, reallllllyy well. I just thought you might like to know. Still on monk status, though. It didn't go THAT well. And telling you is somehow payback for the mental images you felt the necessity to share during our meijers visit and after. Ain't paybacks a *this content edited for our younger viewers*. :-P

Travis said...

I would so take a Cheetoh bath.

whall said...

Why do I keep wanting to brush some of the cheetos down closer to the drain?

Janna said...

Jason: La lalalala la laaaa... I'm not liiiistening....

Travis: You could grind them up and use them to exfoliate!

Whall: Tsk, tsk, tsk..... :)

Mik said...

I have suddenly gone off Cheetos.