Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Someday it will be in the dictionary

Since I have nothing really exciting to say today, I'm going to make up a new word.

"Uuaaaghhhckk!"

It's the sound you make when you accidentally step in a hairball your cat barfed up at three in the morning.

Make sure you spell it with three H's.
That part's really important.
Otherwise it means something totally different.
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9 comments:

Travis said...

I think you should tell us what it means with only 2 H's, and also if we get an extra H in there.

I think those are important safety tips if you want us to take it seriously when you say to spell it with 3 H's.

Tug said...

I have no problem with the 3 h's, but I tend to miss an 'a', and holyHELL, we all know what that means.

*shudder*

Janna said...

Travis: If you spell it with two H's, it refers to an indecent act involving pineapples. If you spell it with four H's, it's a Romanian word which translates to "Must remember to NOT put my hand in the fire again."

Tug: Well, of COURSE, everyone knows that if you miss an "a", it's a LOT more painful. I'm still recovering from last time.

DutchBitch said...

You mean to say that the word is not YET in the dictionary? I used to say that all the time when I still had 2 cats... It's spelled exactly the same in Dutch, by the way. Guess it's universal which is handy...

BillyWarhol said...

pfffffffffffffffffffffffART*

;))

Mr. Fabulous said...

See? Cats are disgusting, foul creatures.

Mo said...

How about if you step in it at midnight when you're going to bed and it makes the funny bit that Jon Stewart had on The Daily Show fly right out of your noggin?

Steven said...

Can't wait for that to be the word at a local fourth-grade spelling bee!

Janna said...

Dutchy: And it's spelled exactly the way it sounds!

Billy: Mine usually have a few more T's at the end....

Fab: I've seen worse!

Morgen: I've never seen The Daily Show! Why didn't we watch that while I was there? Is it a weekday thing?

Steve: Yeah! And they don't get to move on to fifth grade til they get it right! Lousy bastards.