One Year
Today, April 20th, is the one-year anniversary of the day I got injured by a falling 2-liter bottle.
For any of you who have no clue what I'm talking about, you can read the whole thread HERE. Basically I opened the fridge to put something away, and a full 2-liter bottle fell from the top rack. It gouged into my right leg, cap-side first, and created a wound that took nearly half a YEAR to heal. I ended up getting a bad case of cellulitis from it, and had to go to the hospital five times.
The wound itself has been healed up for quite a few months now, but it left me with a big ugly scar. If anyone asks about it, I plan to blame it on monkeys.
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6 comments:
OMG I guess I came away lucky being hit by the 1 liter vodkalime bottle the other day. Shit babe!
Wow! I have been reading your blog for a year now!
Oh, and I hope no more soda bottles have attacked. Have you switched to cans?
That long eh? I'm glad the new safety plan has worked and there have been no further incidents of 2 liter bottle attacks.
Dutchy: Count your blessings!
Lynda: Cans, no... I don't trust anything I can't see through.
Travis: Safety plan? I have a plan? Really?
Is that why you don't trust men - you can't see through them?
;)
Morgen: Well, I CAN see through them, if I shoot them full of holes first....
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