Saturday, April 26, 2008

I hope it's number three

I'm spending the weekend with Morgen!
I'm leaving Saturday morning and will probably be back Monday morning. If all goes well, I may be able to post a few things while I'm there. If you don't end up hearing from me, though, here are some possible reasons why:

1) I got in a hideous accident on the way there.
2) A stranger offered me candy at the gas station before I left, and it ended up knocking me out for 18 hours, after which I awoke as a sex slave somewhere in Oklahoma.
3) Morgen and I ate so much pizza that neither of us can quite reach the computer.
4) My cats, desperate to keep me from leaving, tied me down to the floor until I promised to stay home. (Note: It's hard to tie someone down when you don't have opposable thumbs).
5) My ancient computer (see previous post) decided to become bitter and jealous about being replaced, so it hired a hit man to kill me.
6) I stumbled and fell in the middle of the night on my way to the toilet, and am now laying unconscious in the hallway.
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10 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Hi Janna! Hi Morgen! Step away from the pizza, and no one gets hurt...

Travis said...

This is actually good...you put a positive thing in your list. Congratulations!

Have fun this weekend!

Mo said...

Well, we had HOT wings and Meat Lovers Pizza from Pizza Hut for dinner, and now we're watching a marathon of "Unwrapped" on the Food Network.
We just learned how Cheetos are made!

Have a great weekend!
~mo

Janna said...

DesertSongbird: I will never step away from the pizza... You may have to kill me first.

Travis: Hey, I'm an optimist. LOL.

Morgen: The wings were pretty mild, but still tasty. :) And meatlovers pizza is always awesome. Yum!

Suze's Sass said...

Well rescue me would ya? I'm a sex slave in Tulsa. Hey and bring some pizza!

Trukindog said...

Pizza & BEER are far more important than the computer...Pan Pizza mmmmmmmm.

Trukindog said...

Hey Janna, I tagged you, swing by my place and see if ya wanna play.

Janna said...

Suze: If you move a little further north, you can be a sex slave in Chicago, where the pizza is much better.

Trukindog: Not just ANY pan pizza, either... it was that awesome Meat Lovers pizza. I will do almost anything for that stuff.

Trukindog said...

Almost anything huh, how about with extra cheese too?

Janna said...

Trukindog: I'd rather have extra pepperoni.