Saturday, April 26, 2008

I hope it's number three

I'm spending the weekend with Morgen!
I'm leaving Saturday morning and will probably be back Monday morning. If all goes well, I may be able to post a few things while I'm there. If you don't end up hearing from me, though, here are some possible reasons why:

1) I got in a hideous accident on the way there.
2) A stranger offered me candy at the gas station before I left, and it ended up knocking me out for 18 hours, after which I awoke as a sex slave somewhere in Oklahoma.
3) Morgen and I ate so much pizza that neither of us can quite reach the computer.
4) My cats, desperate to keep me from leaving, tied me down to the floor until I promised to stay home. (Note: It's hard to tie someone down when you don't have opposable thumbs).
5) My ancient computer (see previous post) decided to become bitter and jealous about being replaced, so it hired a hit man to kill me.
6) I stumbled and fell in the middle of the night on my way to the toilet, and am now laying unconscious in the hallway.


Desert Songbird said...

Hi Janna! Hi Morgen! Step away from the pizza, and no one gets hurt...

Travis said...

This is actually put a positive thing in your list. Congratulations!

Have fun this weekend!

Mo said...

Well, we had HOT wings and Meat Lovers Pizza from Pizza Hut for dinner, and now we're watching a marathon of "Unwrapped" on the Food Network.
We just learned how Cheetos are made!

Have a great weekend!

Janna said...

DesertSongbird: I will never step away from the pizza... You may have to kill me first.

Travis: Hey, I'm an optimist. LOL.

Morgen: The wings were pretty mild, but still tasty. :) And meatlovers pizza is always awesome. Yum!

Suze's Sass said...

Well rescue me would ya? I'm a sex slave in Tulsa. Hey and bring some pizza!

Trukindog said...

Pizza & BEER are far more important than the computer...Pan Pizza mmmmmmmm.

Trukindog said...

Hey Janna, I tagged you, swing by my place and see if ya wanna play.

Janna said...

Suze: If you move a little further north, you can be a sex slave in Chicago, where the pizza is much better.

Trukindog: Not just ANY pan pizza, either... it was that awesome Meat Lovers pizza. I will do almost anything for that stuff.

Trukindog said...

Almost anything huh, how about with extra cheese too?

Janna said...

Trukindog: I'd rather have extra pepperoni.