I hope it's number three

I'm spending the weekend with Morgen!
I'm leaving Saturday morning and will probably be back Monday morning. If all goes well, I may be able to post a few things while I'm there. If you don't end up hearing from me, though, here are some possible reasons why:

1) I got in a hideous accident on the way there.
2) A stranger offered me candy at the gas station before I left, and it ended up knocking me out for 18 hours, after which I awoke as a sex slave somewhere in Oklahoma.
3) Morgen and I ate so much pizza that neither of us can quite reach the computer.
4) My cats, desperate to keep me from leaving, tied me down to the floor until I promised to stay home. (Note: It's hard to tie someone down when you don't have opposable thumbs).
5) My ancient computer (see previous post) decided to become bitter and jealous about being replaced, so it hired a hit man to kill me.
6) I stumbled and fell in the middle of the night on my way to the toilet, and am now laying unconscious in the hallway.
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