Friday, April 18, 2008

Bacon flows proudly through my veins

Today, while daydreaming under the influence of a bacon club chalupa, I realized that the Earth is probably flat, and we should just start poisoning anyone who believes in the--
No, wait!
What I meant to say is, bacon club chalupas are really good.

I am in the process of trying to clone them so I can grow them in my bedroom closet.
So far, the hardest part is keeping the bacon and the chicken separate until the very end, instead of producing some evil half-and-half meat that is a combination of both.
(Backen? Chicon?)

I would have cloned them in the kitchen, except that's where I'm building my Robot Of Supreme Retribution And Vengeance.

I would have cloned them in the bathroom, except that's where I attempt to fold space and time into cute little origami shapes.

The other rooms all had too much cat hair.
So the bedroom closet worked out best.

(Bonus: If you fold a sheet of paper in half, you can say it's an origami chalupa.)


Meloncutter said...

I actually think by putting them into your matter transporter and mixing them in the pattern buffers, you could combine their matter stream and then start raising ... well.

hegs? Hons? Pickens? Chickogs?

Dang... Would the male of the species have 2 peckers like a rooster?

Later Y'all.

Janna said...

Meloncutter: But what about the wave distortion on the third harmonic of transporter #2? The last time I screwed that up, I accidentally fused some guy with a fly, and then they made a movie about it.
I don't need that kind of stress again.

Trukindog said...

Why not just use the Replicater?

DutchBitch said...

Woohoooooo thanks for the bonus!!! I was stuck for entertainment and making origami chalupa's sounds like a nice Friday night challenge...

Can you tell I am bored?

Mr. Fabulous said...

I bet six inches of cat hair covers everything in that house...

Janna said...

Trukindog: Can I borrow yours?

Dutchy: You and me both, babe.

Fab: And that's just from this morning! (BTW, my reply WAS going to be, "Really? How would YOU know what six inches looks like?" ... but then I decided to be nice. Aren't you glad?)

Mo said...

Sorry, I love me some Taco Bell, and I love me some bacon, but the bacon chalupa... well, let's just say there's MORE of 'em left for you!

Attempting to fold space and time into cute little origami shapes, eh? That's quite a euphemism for what you're doing in there!

Janna said...

Morgen: Seriously? You don't like them? Dude, they're delicious!! (The chalupas, not the bathroom origami)

Travis said...

This all sounds very technical to me, and you know I'm a tech ijit.

What if all your experiments result in the discontinuation of the bacon club chalupa? Horrors!

I may need a moment.

Janna said...

Travis: Well, that WOULD be a shame...