Anything's possible... almost....
Went out for Chinese today.
Here's what my fortune cookie said:
"Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time!"
So...
Assuming you consider yourself to be one of my friends, what new possibilities would you like to investigate?
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10 comments:
Ummm... the possibility of sending off your prize soon... well, as soon as tha shit has been delivered to DutchBitch Casa?
Well, ok, not totally new maybe but the best I can come up with...
Let's investigate the possibility of coming up with a new fortune cookie company! These are getting lame. Mine never make any sense.
They should say things like...
"Help, I'm being held hostage in a Chinese cookie factory!"
or...
"Don't turn around! He's right behind you!!"
The possibilities of being independently wealthy so we can blog for a career sound good to me!
My lame ass fortune from the other day said, "Careful thinking will command respect."
Okay....
I still want to know - why is everything in the known world manufactured in China... but fortune cookies are made in New York City?!?!?!?!?!
Let's investigate the flatulence factor of different ethnic foods together...by the way, did you know the average person farts 14 times a day? Absolutely true!!
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Hmmmm. I think I will protect myself from self incrimination under the 5th amendment of the constitution. The last three times I was asked that question I got slapped, laid and the spouse kicked my ass.
OH by the way, Thank you for the gift. Changes will be forthcoming. I will email ya.
Later Y'all.
Long division.
Who really shot JR? JFK? MLK? AFLAC?
Driving up to Michigan to meet you one day. In a public place. With lots of people around.
Just so you aren't nervous.
Dutchy: Hey cool! I was just wondering about that earlier today, after checking the mail...
CincyDiva: Ooooh, I like the second one the best!
Morgen: Good question! Kinda like the commercial that implies salsa is shameful if it's made in "New York City."
Steve: Excellent! When are you going to visit?
Camera: Y'know, that's probably spam, but I'm so hard up for comments that I'm going to leave it there and pretend you actually meant it.
Meloncutter: You're welcome. :)
Mr. Fab: I know how to do long division, but I seem to have forgotten what short division is...
TenaciousB: Probably AFLAC. I never trusted that duck.
Lynda: Start lowering your expectations immediately!
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