Things that might be more fun if they were battery-operated
1. Underwear
2. Beer
3. Poodles
4. Newspapers
5. Jello
6. Oprah
7. Pillows
8. Pregnancy Tests
9. Trees
10. Fertilizer
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P.S. As soon as I log off the computer, in about 20 seconds, I'm going to go assemble the letters I mentioned in my previous post! Feel the excitement!
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10 comments:
Don't forget
- Candles
- popsicles
- M&M's
- Eminem
- Pepsi 12-packs
- checkbooks
- Nipples
- rainbows
I've tried to stuff batteries up a poodle before. I don't recommend it.
there are actually alrady battery powered underwear. funny, i don't own any. i'll have to get on that.
Trees?
Whall: Ooooh, they DO make battery-powered candles! You don't have to light them, ever! I have one, actually!
Mr. Fab: I guess that would depend on whether you used the AA-size or the D-size.
Becky: There are? Really? Wow, that sounds fun...
Travis: Of course! Then the Keebler Elves could have indoor lighting even during power outages!
Of course! I should have thought of that myself. I'm so glad you had that angle covered.
Travis: Plus it might help squirrels to keep better track of their nuts. It's never good when you lose track of your nuts in the dark.
I think Oprah must already run on batteries... or perhaps a nuclear fission reactor. She just keeps going and going and going...
Oh. Maybe she ate the energizer bunny...
i think battery operated newspapers are called the internet. and, pregnancy tests? pretty sure your not supposed to pee on batteries.
Morgen: I think it's the nuclear fission reactor.
Jay: Hey, sometimes my entire social life consists of peeing on batteries.
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