Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Please move closer to the pit. That's it... that's it...

If there was a scented candle called "The sweat of my enemies as they scream whilst falling to their deaths into a deep dark giant pit", I think it would be quite popular. There could even be matching air fresheners for the car. And bathroom spray.

There could also be booths in the mall, where groups of ebola virus would gather. For a small fee, you could pay them to crawl over to the food court and infest the meal of someone you particularly disliked. Or maybe they could mail themselves out in fruit/cheese/sausage gift baskets.

Another idea would be to make gummi-bullets. You could offer them to people, and when they bit down, the bullets would explode.
I think I'd like the lemon ones best.
I ran this idea by someone yesterday, and he didn't quite seem to embrace the concept. His response was "I think you need a hobby."

I think I'll mail him a gift basket.
First I need to make a trip to the mall...
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12 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

So...now I am "someone"?

Just..."someone"?

Janna said...

Fab: Wasn't sure if you wanted anonymity or not. Check the mail for your gift basket! With any luck, it'll arrive right in time for your birthday.

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin. It does this whenever it is told."

I like this header. It's Steampunk! I'm trying to Steampunk my blog, but I had coding. I wish I could make one big graphic and be done with it.

Pand0ra Wilde said...

Loving the header--is that a triple?

Janna said...

GoingLikeSixty: What is "Steampunk"??

Pand0ra: OMG, yes! It IS a triple! It is so cool that you noticed that! Most people would have no clue what those three rings meant!

Morgiana Le Fey said...

...um, janna? you okay over there, sweet thing? you uhh...you got my number and you know you can call me anytime, right? do you need a hug? or some liquor? both? hmm?

Shelli said...

Remind me not to get on your bad side.

I knew it was Fab that you were talking about just by his answer. Sheesh...He's so predictable. ;)

Travis said...

Yeah...now you're scaring me.

DutchBitch said...

Just come over and look at the contest results... that's all...

Janna said...

Morgian: My few remaining shreds of sanity are like strings of mozzarella stretching away from a good slice of pizza....

Shelli: Maybe electroshock therapy can help him.

Travis: (**insert evil laugh here**)

Dutchy: I got 2nd place! Wow! The last blogosphere contest I entered, I got third place... so at least this constitutes progress. :)

Turnbaby said...

YAY I knew what it was! Cool header.

Janna said...

Turnbaby: Glad you like it. :)