Please move closer to the pit. That's it... that's it...

If there was a scented candle called "The sweat of my enemies as they scream whilst falling to their deaths into a deep dark giant pit", I think it would be quite popular. There could even be matching air fresheners for the car. And bathroom spray.

There could also be booths in the mall, where groups of ebola virus would gather. For a small fee, you could pay them to crawl over to the food court and infest the meal of someone you particularly disliked. Or maybe they could mail themselves out in fruit/cheese/sausage gift baskets.

Another idea would be to make gummi-bullets. You could offer them to people, and when they bit down, the bullets would explode.
I think I'd like the lemon ones best.
I ran this idea by someone yesterday, and he didn't quite seem to embrace the concept. His response was "I think you need a hobby."

I think I'll mail him a gift basket.
First I need to make a trip to the mall...
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