Here I am
I can't tell what's down there on the ground but it looks awfully green. Plus there are things crawling all over it. I don't plan on getting close enough to tell. Life is much better up here in this tree. I just wish people would stop asking me to make cookies for them. I'm not an elf, dammit.
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5 comments:
How do you know you are not an elf?
I see.
Do you look like an elf? Why don't you make cookies up there anyway?
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Mr. Fab: Imagine the exact OPPOSITE of what an elf looks like. That's me.
Kyra: Try drinking a few beers, it will make better sense later on.
Shelli: See my reply to Fab. I am perhaps the most non-elflike creature on the planet.
Travis: THAT'S the reaction I was going for! :)
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