Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Ten Things You Might Say If You Were Here Right Now

1. Let me out. Please.
2. The leftovers in your fridge would like to negotiate a peace treaty.
3. Wow, you sure do pee a lot.
4. Why aren't there any clocks on your walls?
5. Ok. I get it. You're not a morning person. Please put down the hatchet.
6. Why doesn't your bathtub match the sink?
7. How can you stand to have it so COLD in here?
8. Ohhhh. So THAT'S what I smell.
9. What interesting books you own!
10. Tell me again why we BOTH have to be naked for this?
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11 comments:

Gwenhwyfar said...

11. So when do we make out?

Meloncutter said...

12. It was the soy. Honest. Quit giggling.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Why DO you pee so much?

Mo said...

13. Whatever you do, don't light a match...

Gwenhwyfar said...

tag

DutchBitch said...

14. So... how much is that doggy in the window?

Gwenhwyfar said...

15. So... how much is that doggy-style in the window?

the108 said...

So, what do you think we should do with this double sided dildo?

Janna said...

Gwen: Wow! Multiple comments AND a tag! Thank you for being an overachiever!

Meloncutter: Yesterday I saw a website devoted to soy recipes and I thought of you.

Mr. Fab: Because I know it turns you on.

Morgen: Hey!!

Dutchy: It's on sale this week!

The108: First, let's make sure we have a camera...

Travis said...

No clocks?

Janna said...

Travis: Nope. Not even one.