Thirteen things I have never said to a police officer
1. So, how many people have you really shot?
2. I bet I could kick your ass in Scrabble.
3. Let's sing a duet! I'll be Sonny, you be Cher!
4. Bite me.
5. So, wait a minute, you're telling me it's WRONG to have dead bodies in the trunk?
6. I don't really do drugs. I just sell them. Unless that's wrong too. In that case, just forget I said anything.
7. Like my air freshener? It's donut scented!
8. Pull my finger.
9. Yes, I'm afraid of you, yet somehow I find that strangely arousing.
10. Can I try on the uniform? Take it off. Right now.
11. So if I had a gun under my seat right now, that would be a BAD thing, right?
12. I morally object to the concept of stop signs.
13. How many boobs do I need to show you before you'll forget I was driving 50 in a 25 zone?
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Thursday Thirteen on my other blogs:
Jantics: 13 things you should NOT leave in the car overnight
Jantrails: 13 things that sound good right now, as long as someone else does the cooking
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13 comments:
Ha ha ha... Janna, you are too good :)
came across ur blog a few days ago and i am hooked!
Have you ever really ever spoken to a cop about anything?
GreenFodder: Excellent! :)
Mr. Fab: What makes you think I haven't?
I've only said one of those...but I soooo want a donut scented air freshener..
These are ABSOLUTELY hilarious! My best friend's brother is cop, and I've said #4 to him more times to count LOL
I was pulled over once and said, "Listen Officer, I am flattered that you pulled me over, but your Gay-Dar is way off." Okay, maybe I didnt actually say that. Cheers!!
Damn, WHY doesn't Krispy Kreme make air fresheners???
Girl, you need to patent that idea quick!
I've never said any of those things to a cop either. One other thing I haven't said is, "Do you smell bacon?"
Katherine: They would make great stocking stuffers!
MistyDawn: And I'm sure he appreciates it. :)
Matt-man: You should TOTALLY say that!! LOL! I promise to come visit you in jail. If it's not too far away.
Morgen: I want one that smells like a chocolate glazed donut....
Square1: Congrats on your self-control!
The only things I've ever said to an officer, is yes sir! no sir,! Really I have!
Wayne, I thought it was "Is that a gun in your holster, sir, or you just happy to see me, sir?"
I've actually said a couple of those, but the cop was a buddy and he was off duty and drunk.
No, I won't tell you which ones I said.
Wayne: Be adventurous! Say something saucy! I'll bring you cookies in jail, I promise!
Morgen: LOL!
Travis: It was the one about Sonny and Cher, wasn't it?
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