Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Things I did NOT say during my dinner last night

1) Dammit, now there are artichokes in my underwear. Not again...
2) This balsamic vinegar would be great to pour on the paper cuts of my enemies!
3) I can predict the future by reading the ice cubes in my water glass.
4) The ice cubes just said I'm going to die old and alone in a dark musty room, and my cats will gnaw on my carcass for exactly thirteen days before someone finally finds me.
5) Ooops, my mistake. I was holding the glass backwards. The ice cubes actually said my feet would stink more if I lived in Florida.
6) Let's build a miniature fort out of our used silverware!
P.S. In case you're interested, here is what I had for dinner:
Appetizers: stuffed mushrooms and calamari. We also had bread, dipped in little bowls of olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and parmesan cheese.
Salad: Caesar salad
Entree: Spinach fettucine alfredo with roasted red peppers, artichokes, and shrimp
Dessert: Pumpkin cheesecake drizzled with caramel.

Everything was absolutely DELICIOUS.


katherine. said...

I've had underwear in my artichokes...

Janna said...

Katherine: They have more fiber that way.

Mr. Fabulous said...

No one in Florida has stinky feet because we never wear shoes.

Mo said...

Great food.
Wonderful company.
All in all, a superb evening!

Desert Songbird said...

It's true that Floridians don't wear shoes. When they are forced to do so, they never wear socks.

onionboy said...

hey look, i am still alive, to the best of your knowledge.

i would read the future in the roasted red peppers, it will be spicier.

Anonymous said...

Floridians may not wear shoes, but native Coloradans wear sandals in the winter. Now that is taking it a step farther!!

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Travis said...

Dammit! You gave me a giggle fit until I started coughing. Then Mr Tucker gave me evil eye because I disturbed him.

Anonymous said...

You may not have said them, but you know you wanted to!

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: I think sandals still count as "shoes." And I know you wear those!

Morgen: I'm glad everything worked out so well. :)

DesertSongbird: Here in Michigan winters, we kinda HAVE to wear socks, or else we might not have any toes left when we woke up in the morning.

Onionboy: Hey, look! You're alive! I'm so glad!!! I was wondering about you! No, really! I swear!

LLC: Do you have any toes left?

Travis: Then it was all worth it!

Square1: It would have made the evening even more memorable....

Natalie said...

Sounds incredibly delicious! I am glad you didn't say any of those things though. It may have scared people.

Teri said...

YUMMY! Glad you had a good time.

Janna said...

Natalie: It may have scared people, but at least it would have given them something interesting to blog about when they got home.

Teri: It was yummy, rich, fattening, and ALL that good stuff! :)

Wayne said...

My favorite stuffed mushrooms are Red Lobsters!
But dinner sounds delicious!

Janna said...

Wayne: Ooooh, now I want to go to Red Lobster. It's been YEARS!