Saturday, November 10, 2007

Math Problem For Today

Fab orders two large mixed drinks with ten shots of liquor in each. If each glass holds 18 ounces of fluid plus four ounces of ice, how many Broadway show tunes will he be singing in the hotel lounge at 2:00 in the morning?
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23 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

This problem is flawed. I had two more of the smaller drinks after that.

Janna said...

Then that will increase the number of show tunes by an average of 45%.
Hear that, everyone?
Adjust your answers accordingly.

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

Zero. He will only remember the first few words of a whole bunch.

What is the perfect theme song for Mr. Fab based on a Broadway musical?
hmmmmmmmmm.

Steven said...

None...he'll still be busy with the hookers at 2am. Just kidding...I mean, Mrs. Fab. 2am is far to early for showtunes...they usually begin around 4:38am.

Cowboy the Cat said...

76.


Because (wait for it)


76 trombones led the big parade
With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand.
They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuo-
Sos, the cream of every famous band!

etc., etc.

Janna said...

GoingLikeSixty: After seeing that picture of him in the feather boa, I can hear him singing "I Feel Pretty," from West Side Story.

Steve: I think Mrs. Fab ran off with a pair of male gigolos dressed like Kthel Merman.

CowboyTheCat: Now I have that song stuck in my head....

DutchBitch said...

There aren't enough Broadway show tunes around, so he'll have to do some twice or maybe even three times!

Matt-Man said...

Zero...But he will be doing his best Helen Reddy impersonation and stuggle through a rendition of "I Am Woman". Cheers!!

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

He's more of a Dame!
"There Is Nothing Like a Dame."

Wayne said...

I don't know....10 shots are quite a few.....I'm thinkin he won't make it thru 1!

Turnbaby said...

Well now he's "Cryiiiiiiing" over the lost phone.

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

"Dancing Queen" needs "Money Money Money" (ABBA)

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

OK, I don't know anymore broadway tunes - no I don't, really.

Janna said...

Dutchy: Maybe he can record a CD.

Matt-man: Now I have to Google to find out who Helen Reddy is.

Wayne: I know, right? I thought it was a lot too. But they really did have ten each! He texted me and told me about it. They're "James Tea Kirks", a Star Trek version of a long island iced tea. He got them in Vegas at Quark's.

Turnbaby: Oh, no!! He's lost his phone? That's awful! He LOVES that phone! I hope he finds it!

GoingLikeSixty: Now I'm picturing YOU wearing the feather boa...

Square1 said...

O.k. so you take each ounce and multiply it by a factorial of ten, then divide by x, and multiple through by the reciprocal. My calculator says it should be somwhere in the realm of 32 and a half.

Mo said...

Have you ever actually been in a hotel that had a lounge???

Janna said...

Square1: Very good thinking! You impress me.

Morgen: Are you trying to imply that I'm too trashy to be allowed in a nice place like that?

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

Janna/Morgen: old chinese saying:
If the Foo shits, wear it.

Janna said...

Going: I am NOT trashy.

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

))))shuffles nervously((((
I'm sorry I called you trashy. I like you.

Janna said...

GoingLikeSixty: Hm. I see. Well, bend over anyway. I have to spank you now.

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

Use leather this time,K?

Janna said...

GoingLikeSixty: Only if you wear the red lace panties Fab talked about.