Math Problem For Today
Fab orders two large mixed drinks with ten shots of liquor in each. If each glass holds 18 ounces of fluid plus four ounces of ice, how many Broadway show tunes will he be singing in the hotel lounge at 2:00 in the morning?
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Saturday, November 10, 2007
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This problem is flawed. I had two more of the smaller drinks after that.
Then that will increase the number of show tunes by an average of 45%.
Hear that, everyone?
Adjust your answers accordingly.
Zero. He will only remember the first few words of a whole bunch.
What is the perfect theme song for Mr. Fab based on a Broadway musical?
hmmmmmmmmm.
None...he'll still be busy with the hookers at 2am. Just kidding...I mean, Mrs. Fab. 2am is far to early for showtunes...they usually begin around 4:38am.
76.
Because (wait for it)
76 trombones led the big parade
With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand.
They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuo-
Sos, the cream of every famous band!
etc., etc.
GoingLikeSixty: After seeing that picture of him in the feather boa, I can hear him singing "I Feel Pretty," from West Side Story.
Steve: I think Mrs. Fab ran off with a pair of male gigolos dressed like Kthel Merman.
CowboyTheCat: Now I have that song stuck in my head....
There aren't enough Broadway show tunes around, so he'll have to do some twice or maybe even three times!
Zero...But he will be doing his best Helen Reddy impersonation and stuggle through a rendition of "I Am Woman". Cheers!!
He's more of a Dame!
"There Is Nothing Like a Dame."
I don't know....10 shots are quite a few.....I'm thinkin he won't make it thru 1!
Well now he's "Cryiiiiiiing" over the lost phone.
"Dancing Queen" needs "Money Money Money" (ABBA)
OK, I don't know anymore broadway tunes - no I don't, really.
Dutchy: Maybe he can record a CD.
Matt-man: Now I have to Google to find out who Helen Reddy is.
Wayne: I know, right? I thought it was a lot too. But they really did have ten each! He texted me and told me about it. They're "James Tea Kirks", a Star Trek version of a long island iced tea. He got them in Vegas at Quark's.
Turnbaby: Oh, no!! He's lost his phone? That's awful! He LOVES that phone! I hope he finds it!
GoingLikeSixty: Now I'm picturing YOU wearing the feather boa...
O.k. so you take each ounce and multiply it by a factorial of ten, then divide by x, and multiple through by the reciprocal. My calculator says it should be somwhere in the realm of 32 and a half.
Have you ever actually been in a hotel that had a lounge???
Square1: Very good thinking! You impress me.
Morgen: Are you trying to imply that I'm too trashy to be allowed in a nice place like that?
Going: I am NOT trashy.
))))shuffles nervously((((
I'm sorry I called you trashy. I like you.
GoingLikeSixty: Hm. I see. Well, bend over anyway. I have to spank you now.
Use leather this time,K?
GoingLikeSixty: Only if you wear the red lace panties Fab talked about.
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