Friday, November 16, 2007

Actual text message I sent someone today

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A text for no reason
I'm sending to you

Violets are blue
My psyche is marred
Michigan's cold
And my nipples are hard
.

13 comments:

Cincy Diva said...

My favorite has always been

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I


then there is one I recieved many Valentine's Days ago

Roses are Red
Violets are Purple
I love you more
Than a Raspberry Slurple

Michael said...

Let me guess, to Mr. Fab?

DutchBitch said...

Lucky guy/girl... nobody ever sends me txt's like that...

Steven said...

You certainly know how to catch the sentiment of the day in poetic verse, don't you?

Matt-Man said...

I got a text message today that said, "Your time is up." Cheers!!

Travis said...

And the response?

Janna said...

CincyDiva: I love the schizophrenic one. :)

Michael: LOL... um.... maybe....

Dutchy: Perhaps it will be one of their "things to be thankful for" on Thanksgiving.

Steve: I try.

Matt-man: Was it from Dick Cheney?

Travis: Alas, I never received a reply.

katherine. said...

wonder what would happen if I sent a text like that......

Janna said...

Katherine: Depends on who you sent it to!

Mo said...

NOW I know why you like Michigan winters!

Turnbaby said...

LMAO @ Mo


If you text me I will always reply--maybe even in haiku!

Crankster said...

Any poem that starts with roses and ends with nipples kicks ass. Well done!

Janna said...

Morgen: You figured out my secret!

Turnbaby: I'll remember that....

Crankster: It's a natural progression!