Thursday, November 8, 2007

13 Random Things For No Reason

1) Extension cord with teeth marks on it
2) Calendar from 1975
3) Full bladder
4) Homicidal tendencies
5) Dead fly
6) Plastic fork with one of the tines broken off
7) Map of Melbourne, Australia
8) Postcard from London
9) Picture of Oprah which has just been peed on by Kermit the Frog
10) Beach towel
11) Prescription for Xanax
12) Ancient cave painting of the 1st McDonalds drive-thru
13) 75-watt light bulb, dipped in salsa
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10 comments:

Rickey Henderson said...

Janna certainly does have a lot of blog. It's jantastic really. Rickey digs it here and may be commissioning you to create a banner for his site shortly...

Teri said...

random things you find under your bed?

Steven said...

Sounds like this would be the most interesting scavenger hunt ever! You'd be amazed how many of these things I already have! You guess which.

katherine. said...

damn....I only ten of those...well...nine and a half really....

Janna said...

Rickey: Does Rickey always refer to himself in the third person? Ahhhhh, yes, I see he does.....

Teri: Or in the freezer.

Steve: Well, I know you have a beach towel. Not sure about the bladder. Are you and Kermit good friends?

Katherine: Prescription for half a bottle of Xanax?

Square1 said...

Man this sounds like the makings of a hitman movie. I can see it now, Kermit the frog hires you to take out Oprah, on the anniversary of a mysterious event that occurred in 1975. You have the extension cord to tie her with, the dead fly, the plastic fork, the light bulb, and the cave painting as torture devices. The postcard from London and Map of Melbourne are actually coded messages that only you understand. The prescription for Xanax is for you because of your homicidal tendencies. You haven't filled it yet because you have to do this job. You have homicidal tendencies because of your full bladder, and the beach towel is to go pretend you're a tourist after the hit is done.

Yeah... I have an overactive imagination.

Travis said...

Is there a website somewhere that sells #9?

Janna said...

Square1: Just a sec, I'm writing all this down...

Travis: Check e-bay. They're bound to have it sooner or later.

Mo said...

Sorry if I contributed to #4

The rest of the list is classic Jannaverse.

Janna said...

Morgen: You contributed to #1. Stop chewing on my extension cord. Especially when it's plugged in.