Friday, October 12, 2007

Why eat boring things when you can have these?

Want bigger boobs? Eat cookies!
Cookies specially designed to enlarge your bustline!
Like THESE, for example...

Thirsty? How about some turkey and gravy flavored soda?
Or some dinner roll flavored soda? Pea soda? Antacid soda?
You think I'm kidding? Click HERE.

Ever seen a cube-shaped watermelon?
Or a watermelon shaped like a face?
Or a heart-shaped cucumber? BEHOLD.
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15 comments:

Finn said...

F-Cup Cookie? What, Ds aren't good enough now? Especially on those tiny little Japanese women...

Meloncutter said...

Dang... I might have to take a few packs of these to the titty bar. We could have F-troop.

Funny as hell.

Later Y'all.

Janna said...

Finn: They'd fall over, wouldn't they?

Meloncutter: Just be sure you don't eat any yourself...

Not a Granny said...

OMG, I just spent $5,000 on boobs and I could have had cookies!!! well, they don't say how many you have to eat...

Janna said...

Notagranny: I wonder what they taste like. (The cookies, not your boobs).

Desert Songbird said...

I really gotta wonder, what possesses you to look up things like this? Like the fart in a jar being sold on eBay...you are intriguing.

Janna said...

Desert Songbird: Cool! I've never been compared to a fart in a jar before! (Well, ok... maybe once or twice...)

Square1 said...

I love the shaped produce. This would be a cool science project to do with my kids!

DutchBitch said...

Ok... the turkeyand gravy flavored soda made me puke... Eeewww!!!

Mo said...

The Japanese "invented" the square watermelons so they wouldn't roll around in the fridge. Weird but innovating. That was the only one of these I'd heard of before.
Antacid soda actually intrigues me.
But turkey and gravy - eeewwww.

Janna said...

Square1: The first time I read that, I thought you meant you were going to smash your kids into different shapes. :)

Dutchbitch: Me too!

Morgen: I've never had Alka-Selzer, ever, but somehow I imagine the antacid soda would taste like that.

Mo said...

Never had Alka-Seltzer?
Dang - you can REALLY burb out some big complicated names after downing a glass of Alka-Seltzer.
Bwha-Jah-naaah-verr-shhhh-aaaah!

Janna said...

Morgen: ROFLMAO! Excellent!

Mr. Fabulous said...

I feel like the whole world has passed me by...

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Join the club.