Thirteen Signs I Might Be A Boring Person

1) My dinner last night was a bowl of cereal

2) Yesterday's most exciting event: Finding my glasses

3) For fun while I was bored, I drank a bottle of carbonated water and tried to see how many blogger's names I could belch afterward. (Note: It is easer to belch "Fab" than "Mr. Fabulous," but both can be done)

4) I have never done drugs.

5) My favorite hairstyle is a ponytail... and I've worn a ponytail for the past 20 years.

6) I have absolutely no interest in skydiving, bungee jumping, or anything else that pits me against gravity. Gravity's a bitch. I know better.

7) Neither do I have any interest in deep sea diving, outer space, or any other place that only allows me to breathe with specialized equipment that could break at any moment. I enjoy oxygen. I've grown rather fond of it.

8) I really don't like driving faster than 60mph.

9) I can carry on a 5-minute conversation with my cats, just by saying "meow" in various different ways.

10) I know the difference between a melodic minor scale, a natural minor scale, and a harmonic minor scale.... and I will gladly explain them to anyone who shows even the slightest bit of interest.

11) I know the names of at least six Ferengi, and will gladly explain the Star Trek episodes they appeared in.

12) I don't like jam or jelly on toast. I don't like anything on toast except butter. (Well, maybe a little peanut butter once in awhile.)

13) I don't like syrup on waffles, french toast, or pancakes. The only acceptable topping is butter.
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