Monday, October 22, 2007

Manic Monday: Frost

Fun things to write in the frost on someone's windshield:

1) Oh, sorry.... I thought you were someone else.
2) I like broccoli.
3) Pay attention to me, or I'll kill you when you least expect it.
4) Thermonuclear dynamics are for everyone!
5) Good luck getting those brakes to work! Hahaha!
6) Meow... hiss! Woof, Arf, Bark! Grrrr!!
7) I think of you when I'm in the shower... holding a razor.
8) Can I shave you? All over?
9) My liver itches.
10) Congratulations on living another day.
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Manic Monday on my other blogs:
Jantics: Why none of my plants will ever live past the first month
Jantrails: Sick people who dip french fries into milkshakes
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27 comments:

Gattina said...

I only hope the windshield is big enough to write all this, lol !

tegdirb92 said...

Thanks for the laugh for today! If I see that all that written on my windshield, I'll know it was you--lol.

Happy Monday!

Janna said...

Gattina: Oh, I wouldn't write it all at once. Just one thing from the list every day until the restraining order kicked in.

Tegdirb: Feel free to offer this blog as court evidence.

Julia said...

I guess if you would write all of this, your finger would either simply stick-freeze to the window in the middle of the word "Thermonuclear" or simply freeze off.
But never - really never ever- try to lick on a frozen window! It's not half as much fun as it sounds ;)

Greets Julia

katherine. said...

ahhhh writing messages in the frost on windshields...I get all kinds of ideas....too bad it doesn't get cold enough

Villager said...

Great MM post! Can I shave you all over?!? (smile)

Frost made me think of the Winter Olympics for some reason. My MM post focuses on some little known factoids about the frosty olympics!

peace, Villager

ian said...

You could have subtitled this "Suggestions for an insane stalker."

Ian

Turnbaby said...

How about---"I see you"

crazy working mom said...

I loved the last one! Heh heh heh...

Great list, Janna.

Janna said...

Julia: It's ok. I wouldn't write it all at once. See my reply above to the previous commenter...

Katherine: Well, if you put their car in your freezer for a couple hours, it might make some frost.

Villager: Windshield-writing should be an Olympic sport.

Ian: Apparently I qualify as both.

Turnbaby: OMG! IT's so funny you should mention that... "I see you" WAS going to be on the list originally!

CrazyWorkingMom: Heh! :)

Mo said...

You could also write
"Don't turn on the defrost...
Bwahahahahahaha"

:)

Jamie said...

Nothing quite like a stalker with a sense of humor though pawprints on the windshield might cause some nervousness.

Square1 said...

Oh this is in keeping with 105 Ways to Freak Out Your Room-mate that I love so well. Thanks for the tips!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

You certainly have a twisted, frosty sense of humor. Good ones. Have a great MM. :)

Janna said...

Morgen: I could!

Jamie: All the BEST stalkers have a great sense of humor.

Square1: If only I had a roommate to freak out! .... hey, can I move in with you?

Sandee: I enjoy being twisted. Some days it's the only exercise I get.

the teach said...

I'm writing them all down Janna. It will give me something to do in the deep, dark, cold days of Winter...

Mert said...

^^^hahahaha^^^ the teach, you crack me up! Great post, I'll have remember some of these for The Neighbor That Annoys Me. ;)

Mo said...

Don't forget:
"RED RUM
RED RUM..."

Mr. Fabulous said...

Whatever happened to "Have a wonderful day!"

Maybe with a smiley face?

Janna said...

Teach: Excellent!

Mert: Feel free to write them down!

Morgen: Ooooh, that would be perfect, because when you got in the car and sat in the driver's seat you could read it backwards!!!

Mr. Fab: I have become bitter and jaded in my old age. How about a smiley face with a hatchet sticking out of it? Would that be ok?

Travis said...

"My liver itches"?????

Janna said...

Travis: And sometimes my pancreas too.

Square1 said...

Sure Janna! But I think even with as crazy as you are it would be my children sending you running for the hills instead of the other way around. At least... that's how they make me feel sometimes!

Janna said...

Square1: Thanks for the warning! I will be sure to stay as far away as possible. I may even build a fence.

Square1 said...

LOL!

Marilyn said...

Isn't an itchy liver a symptom of something? ... I can't think of a better comment right now so I'll just go with that one.

Janna said...

Square1: Good luck retaining YOUR sanity, though.

Marilyn: I think it means I'm an alien.