Sunday, September 2, 2007

What I learned today

1. Sometimes Chinese food gives me gas.
2. If I ever need cheap Viagra, there is plenty of e-mail spam just BEGGING to help me out.
3. My Internet connection will be the slowest when I am in a big hurry. It does this on purpose, just to hear what new and creative curse word combinations I can come up with.
4. Cheap deodorant is no match for a two hour long ride in the back of a hot car with weak AC.
5. Mixing #1 with #4 is never a good idea.


Angry said...

Using #4 (cheap deodorant) in place of #2 (Viagra) doesn't work either.

Although I have found that cheap extra-super-strength hair gell works a treat as long as you're aware that the "inflexibility" will be short lived.

Morgen said...

1. sometimes?
2. If I get another "see paris bra-less" spam, I'll forward it on to you. Barking up the wrong tree on that one, aren't they?
3. But. Of..... couuuuurrrssse...
4. Ugh. Cheap deodorant is no match for anything.
5. We'll take your word on it, thankyouverymuch.

Marilyn said...

Sounds like a long uncomfortable car ride... Too bad viagra doesn't cancel out gas and BO.

Turnbaby said...

Well how elese would I come up with new curse word variants sugar?

Lynda said...

You get Viagra offers? I just get told I can please my partner with my "big dik".

Lynda said...

Oh, and weak A/C is better than no A/C, isn't it?

Mr. Fabulous said...

Isn't it winter up there now?

Janna said...

Angry: Sometimes spray-starch works well too.

Morgen: Are you sure you don't want a demonstration?

Marilyn: I hate long uncomfortable car rides. They give me headaches and make me nauseous. The Viagra is pointless then! :(

Turnbaby: Exactly.

Lynda: Most of my spam-senders have no concept of proper spelling or grammar. Sometimes I think they do it on purpose just so people's spam folders won't catch it. And weak A/C is still awful! Luckily MY car has decent A/C, but the one I was riding in that day was lousy. Ack!!

Mr. Fab: I wish!!!!

Lynda said...

They do do it on purpose. They are hoping to get past your filter. ;)

Janna said...

Lynda: Ah HA. I suspected as much.