The Tale Of Blurfy

Once upon a time there was a princess named Blurfy.
Blurfy hated her name, and always suspected that her parents named her after someone's dog... or possibly a gerbil.

One day, while wandering around the kingdom in her new princess gown, trying to look as royal as possible, she happened to find a frog with a little crown on its head.

"Hi," said the frog.

Blurfy gasped. "You can talk!"

"Indeed. I'm a prince. There was a spell placed on me by a real bitch a few months ago. Er, I mean, a witch. Actually, she was both. Anyway, kiss me and I'll change back into my human form!"

"Kiss a frog?"

"Hey, I'll make it worth your while. I've got plenty of tongue action going on, if you know what I mean. Say, aren't you Princess Blurfy?"

"Yes."

"I know why your parents named you that."

The princess gasped. "You do? Tell me! Was it a dog? A gerbil? What?"

"First, kiss me. Then I'll tell you."

So, Blurfy picked up the frog, and gave him a demure little kiss.
He zipped his tongue into her mouth, and quickly back out again.

She recoiled in disgust. "Ew, that tasted like dead flies!"

The frog started to answer but then a magical transformation began as he morphed back into his human form. In less than half a minute, he became a very handsome prince, with a twinkle in his eyes and a smile that made her weak in the knees.

"So, um, wanna go, um, talk or something?" Blurfy suggested hopefully.

"Actually, I've got to get going. My girlfriend lives over in the next kingdom, and she's probably wondering what the hell happened to me."

"Your WHAT? You didn't say anything about having a girlfriend!"

"I know. No one wanted to kiss me if I told them that part."

He started walking Southeast, in the direction of the nearest kingdom.

"But wait a minute! What about my name? You said you'd tell me how I got my name! Did my parents name me after a.... after something?"

"No," he answered, without bothering to turn around. "They just hated you."

And that's the story of how Blurfy decided to become an evil witch, eventually going back in time and turning the prince into a frog, thus creating a never-ending loop in the space-time continuum.

The End (and the beginning... and the end...).