Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The Interview Meme, Revisited!

Back in April, Fab did an interview meme, where he asked people five questions.
I was one of the people he interviewed, and here's what I posted for my answers.

Guess what! He's done it again!
Again I requested the honor of being interviewed by Fab, and he kindly obliged me.

Here is the resulting question-and-answer session:

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1. You have an unusual first name. Have you ever made the aquaintance of anyone else with a similar moniker?

I have never ever met another Jannafer. Or another Janna.


2. Your ability to consume Red Pop is legendary. Do you feel that your obsession with strawberry soda, a beverage that is clearly aimed at small children, is indicitive of a latent female Peter Pan Complex or do you just not know good soda from a hole in the ground?

Ah, I see the flaw in your logic.
Redpop is for kids AND adults.
It's for anyone who loves happy yummy strawberry flavor.
It's for the inner child in all of us!
Which, I suppose, lends credence to your Peter Pan theory.
Will you be my Tinkerbell?
Is that pixie dust on your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


3. Have you put your boobs on the produce scale in the supermarket to see how much they weigh? If not, why not? Aren't you curious to see if they weigh the same amount?

What a great idea!
Maybe Meloncutter can help me get away with this... he works in the produce department, right?


4. If one googles your name, one does not come up with very much. How do we know you are not in the witness protection program?

You don't!
You'll have to take my word for it, just like the grand jury when I testify against the mob and the drug kingpins next month...
Ooops, forget I said that.


5. Ever do any...inserting with that French horn of yours?

Well, there was this time a couple years ago with a REALLY surprised moose up in Canada...
Er, I mean..
No, no, of course not.
Not at all.
Alas, it is far too big to fit in any orifices that actually matter.
Not that I've ever tried.
Never.
And even if I had, there would surely be no 8x10 glossy pictures available in a handsome album, on easy-wipe-clean laminated pages, for the low low price of $29.95.

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That's the interview!

If you want to play too, here are the rules (same as before):

I'll interview the first FIVE people who request it.
If you want to be one of them, do this:
Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
I will respond by e-mailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions. (Make sure I have your e-mail address).
You will then answer the questions in a blog post of your own.
You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions, and the cycle will repeat forever and ever until the end of time.
Have fun!
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8 comments:

Mo said...

I'm always game for a Jannaview.
Sock it to me.

Steven said...

Okay...do me! I mean, interview me please. Although I am willing to let others have the chance since I have had the fortune of answering your questions before. You decide! :-)

Mr. Fabulous said...

Here is a sixth question. Why is the font so small now on your site that I have to get so close to the screen that my nose smudges it?

Janna said...

Steve and Morgen: OK!

Mr. Fab: It's because you are getting old.

Turnbaby said...

LOLOLOL at your answer back to fabby

Meloncutter said...

Next time y'all are in Georgia, give me a call and I will arrange to make sure we give you a good boob weighing. Send pictures of your boobs so I can make sure that I have the proper scale.

LOL

Later Y'all.

Travis said...

There was this time...hundreds of years ago...when I was a foolish teenager...

See, it's like this...I knew this girl who was quite gifted...Dolly-gifted. And she was also game for a good double dog dare.

So late one night we head to the grocery...the gang and I caused a little disturbance...and she weighed the tatas.

They were, and presumably still are, magnificent and monumental.

Janna said...

Turnbaby: Now and then he lets me get away with stuff like that. :)

Meloncutter: I'll be sure to call you if I ever make a trip to Georgia. I'm sure whatever scale you have is fine! :)

Travis: There, now don't you feel better, getting that off your chest? Or her chest? Or somebody's chest?
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