Children's Books We May Never See Unless I Write Them Myself
How To Throw Up In The Middle Of K-Mart
Poison Ivy Works Better Than Toilet Paper
Why Rated-X Is More Fun Than PG
How To Drive Mom Crazy With Pointless Questions
The Ninja Turtles Cross The Highway A Little Too Slowly
Every Time You Sneeze, An Angel Dies
Gretel Tells Hansel She's Pregnant With His Baby On The Jerry Springer Show
Brushing Your Teeth With Superglue
Why Daddy And The Mailman Are Such Good Friends
Ronald McDonald Gets A Prostate Exam
101 Stains That Will Never Come Out Of The Carpet
Mommy, What Does 'Herpes' Mean?
How To Make Mommy's Hair Turn Gray Even Faster
How Many Matchbox Cars Can Billy Swallow?
Billy Gets His Stomach Pumped
Yogi Finally Mauls Ranger Smith
There's No Santa, There Never Was, And There Never Will Be.... So THERE!
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P.S. If you liked these, check out my guest post today on Pointless Drivel!
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12 comments:
You forgot, Electronic equipment, orifices & other places you shouldn't jam Crayons.
Michael: Over at Pointless Drivel today, I did a guest post where I listed even more of these book titles... and one of them was "Eight Different Places To Hide A Celery Stick When You're Naked."
Cheers to you, Janna!
So glad that "Bi-Curious George" made the cut over @ Pointless Drivel.
From this list, my fave is "Every time you sneeze, an angel dies"
Those are some pretty good books. I think you have an excellent career waiting for you.
I agree with Mo.
"Every Time You Sneeze, An Angel Dies"
Is it wrong that I laughed out loud?
Morgen: Everyone seems to love Bi-Curious George, for some reason.
Natalie: Now if only I could find a publisher...
Stacy: Probably. But please keep on laughing anyway. :)
You're awfully funny. I'm adding you to my blogroll.
Please, please tell me you will turn at least one of these into a book!!!!
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I loved "How Man Matchbox Cars Can Billy Swallow" followed directly by "Billy Gets His Stomach Pumped." :0D As a mother of three... well... you know.
Golfwidow: Excellent! Thank you!
MichaelC: I'm tempted... can you find me a publisher?
Square1: It seemed like the next logical step. :)
I think you must write the Hansel and Gretel story.
Travis: If I do, I will be sure to give you an autographed copy. :)
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