Friday, August 24, 2007

Thoughts regarding various body parts

1) My left leg is numb a lot when I sit at the computer. I think it's jealous of something. I always tell it I'll pay attention to it later, but no, it has to pout and go all numb on me. Stupid leg.

2) My right leg is ALMOST all healed from the bottle incident that occurred over four months ago.

3) There is currently a green highlighter placed in between my boobs. Just for the next three minutes or so.

4) Why are my left knee (and left elbow) always drier and scratchier than my right knee (and right elbow)? I always have to use more lotion on that side. Why am I such a moisture-symmetry-challenged person?

5) My left ring finger has a permanent dent in it, from the hematite rings I wear all the time.

6) The green highlighter is now back in my desk drawer.
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13 comments:

Angry said...

Sorry but I'm confused... have we moved on from the delirious thoughts yet?

Do your boobs really need highlighting?

From between your boobs to in your drawers... can I be your green highlighter pen for just one day please... can I... huh...can I...?

Morgen said...

I'm surprised there was room for the highlighter with the steak sauce bottle.

Oh, that reminds me - during your unfortunate hiatus, guess what I tried? A-1 sauce with Tobasco!
It kicked ASS!
I know, I know, you would say "not even registering on the Jannometer" but I thought it was spicily amazing!

Mr. Fabulous said...

It took you three minutes to write 4-6?

Turnbaby said...

LOL on th highlighter

Janna said...

Angry: My boobs need highlighting because guys don't seem to pay any attention to them otherwise.

Morgen: I'd love to try that!!

Mr. Fab: Yes, it took me awhile to figure out what to say.

Turnbaby: Maybe next week I will use a pink one instead.

Angry said...

Well... post a photo of your boobs and I guarantee I’ll pay attention.

Janna said...

Angry: Promises, promises...

Travis said...

Do you place the hi-liter point up or point down?

What? It could be significant.

Janna said...

Travis: Point up. Always.

katherine. said...

it took you three minutes to write three lines?

next time use the BLUE lighlighter....

Janna said...

Katherine: YES, it took me awhile to figure out what I wanted to say!

Cheesy said...

Janna... I feel the pain of your dryness woe... I too have a patch of itch on my left elbow... I think I have tracked it down to the fact it's the elbow I rest on my puter chair arm rest....I think I may be spending too much time online...

naw...I now just keep heavy duty cream at hand!

Janna said...

Cheesy: We should form a dryness support group.