Thursday, August 30, 2007

Thirteen Things One Should NOT Do While Sitting On The Toilet

1) Prepare dinner
2) Propose
3) Get married
4) Meet Michael Jackson
5) Get a massage
6) Shout "Hey, y'all; watch this!"
7) Play with firecrackers
8) Juggle knives
9) Take pictures
10) Eat salami
11) Fantasize about Dr. Phil
12) Have a kidney transplant
13) Shout "It's alive! I'm going to name it Bruce!"
Thursday Thirteen on my other blogs:
Jantrails: Name of 13 aliens who may (or may not) have probed me before hitting me with the selective amnesia ray
Jantics: 13 things that can not fit in a 5x7 envelope


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well now honey a good georgan redneck might do number 6...

smiles, bee

Janna said...

Bee: I can almost hear it now... And I'm all the way up in Michigan.

Lori said...

LOL..funny list.

katherine. said...

I have only ever done one of those!

Mr. Fabulous said...

There is never a wrong time to eat salami, you bastard.

Turnbaby said...


@ 6

and 13 said...

Heh. Excellent list!
#13 is just sick but I laffed. We'll both go to Hell.

Marilyn said...

You always have the best TT...

Lynda said...

I have gotten some of my best pictures on the toliet. And I am doing #13 tonight to see what my husband says. ROFL!

Janna said...

Lori: Thank you! :)

Katherine: It was the kidney transplant, wasn't it?

Mr. Fab: Never eat salami on the toilet. Trust me on this.

Turnbaby: I hope you and Bruce spend many happy years together.

GoingLikeSixty: Bruce says hi.

Marilyn: Hey, wow! Thank you!

Lynda: What exactly do you take pictures of while you're on the toilet?

metalmom said...

I've done 6,9, and 11. Only once did I do all three at the same time! Is it wrong?

Lynda said...

Pussies. And when I say pussies, I mean my cats. ;)

Ok, I don't take pictures on the toliet as a regular thing. But I can't say I haven't.

Morgen said...

#6 = my favorite, too

only because I can totally see it happening

Angry said...

Well that's just stupid;
1, where else would you do that, at the urinal?
2 and 3, what have you got against intimate settings?
4, you're more likely to meet George Michael.
5, why not? You're already sitting down.
6 with either 7 or 8, as long as you don't do any two of these together. Because you DO risk them being the LAST words you ever utter.
9, why not? There are so many oportunities for unique subject matters.
10, but if you prepared it at the urinal then this is okay?
11, okay... I can agree with this one... unless of course he's in the next cubicle.
12, well you need something to fill the void with don't you? A kidney would work.
13, so just WHERE do you think all the Aussies called Bruce come from then?

Janna said...

Metalmom: Yes.

Lynda: Glad you specified about the cats.

Morgen: It's probably a daily occurrence in Kentucky. :)

Angry: You're just jealous because I could do all 13 at once-- If I really wanted to. :)