Thirteen Random Items For No Reason
1) A pile of bear droppings in Yellowstone Park
2) Bacon grease stain on a green shirt
3) Satellite dish in the back yard of someone named "Billy Bob"
4) Twelve-year-old saxophone which has never been played by a good musician
5) Office water cooler which has been peed in by a disgruntled employee
6) Beef burrito on a paper plate, about to be eaten by someone from Romania
7) Half a cup of pomegranate juice
8) Chunk of cement which was once thrown at the TV during a Presidential speech
9) Dictionary which translates Arabic into Danish
10) Quaint old barn being set on fire by a pyromaniac juvenile delinquent whose parents weren't very good with discipline
11) Half a bagel with peanut butter on it
12) Elm tree which has been strewn with toilet paper
13) Scottish terrier named Pete, who has just sniffed the ass of a French poodle named Foofie.
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Thursday Thirteen on my other blogs:
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10 comments:
Foofie?
Later Y'all
1 TT isn't enough...? OK, I'll go check them out, too.
I'm going to mash the juvenile pyromaniac, by the way.
I have none of those things and I'm okay with it.
Oh, my, #5 scares me...we're all disgruntled @ Hell...
Which President was the chunk of cement thrown @? Just curious.
I did 3 TTs today too...
I think I need a nap.
Or half a cup of pomegranate juice.
Meloncutter: Sickening, isn't it?
Julia: He certainly NEEDS mashing!
Marilyn: Me too... I think.
Bundle: I'll give you a clue... it's the president who can't pronounce the word "nuclear."
Morgen: Yum!
Have you ever heard of chaos theory? It states that that must be some order to your list (and your brain). I'll get working on writing that algorithm right away.
I think that's my chunk of cement.
Hang on...what's with #11? Did you have a moment of sanity when you were writing this 13?
That was so unexpected.
Steve: Keep me updated!
Mr. Fab: Will you autograph it for me?
Travis: I do my best to keep you guessing.
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