Math Problem For Today
There are 39 people in a room which is 20' x 20', each occupying an equal amount of space. The surrounding air temperature is 98 degrees, and the humidity is 80%.
Arnold decides to make a smartass comment about Sally's recipe for salmon croquettes.
Assuming Arnold is 5' 11" 180 lbs, Will Sally decide to kill him with the shrimp fork or the salad fork?
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9 comments:
Well, At least someone is getting forked.
Later Y'all
It's a trick question. She'll use the desert spoon.
..but cousin, why a spoon?
Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!
I vote: melonballer
It's got a good heft in the handle, and you can really whack someone upside the head with one.
Not that I know from personal experience or anything....
Melon balling. Now there is something I think I can get into.
Later Y'all
Meloncutter: It's not me, I swear!
Marilyn: Except their dessert is one that requires a fork.... I think it's cheesecake....
Asara: LOL!! Love it! :)
Morgen: Oooh, nice idea... but I don't think Sally has a melonballer.
Meloncutter: So you want to be forked AND balled?
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Tesseract.
The salad fork, but the butler will do it, not Sally.
Lynda: ???
Jaya: Nice answer!
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