Thursday, July 12, 2007

Thirteen things I will probably NOT say to you this week

1. I wish we had more ostrich for the soup.
2. Microtonal music is too beautiful.
3. Where's my helicopter?
4. Can I please pee in your hat?
5. I wish I lived in Arkansas.
6. Hamsters taste better than gerbils.
7. But I wanted the lotion to smell like my phone book.
8. If you roll in refried beans, can I watch?
9. Let's see how many Tic Tacs I can fit in my belly button!!
10. I'd much rather we went to Taco Bell naked next time.
11. Hey, why is MY oatmeal green?
12. My big toe smells different from my little toe.
13. Let's make jello in the toilet!
Thursday Thirteen on my other blogs:

Jantics: 13 Random items for no reason
Jantrails: 13 Things your eyebrows can not do


Chuck said...

I've actually seen nudity at Taco Bell. It's not all it's cracked up to be...

Lynda said...

Considering I rejected the idea when you asked me #4 last week, I hope you don't ask again.

And didn't we determine 10 tic tacs fit in your belly button?

Matt-Man said...

Whats wrong with eating a burrito in the buff?

Steven said...

Something tells me these were prepared way in advance. I told you I was psychic!

Janna said...

Chuck: Really? Please elaborate.

Lynda: To the best of my knowledge, I have never had any tic tacs in my belly button. At least not while sober.

Matt-man: Nothing, as long as it's not in public with 27 employess and customers standing around trying to pretend they don't notice...

Steve: How many fingers am I holding up?

Desert Songbird said...

Something tells me Matt-Man could share a thing or two about being naked in public with 27 employees and customers standing around trying to pretend they don't notice...

Oh, and I hear tell that property and housing is VERY affordable in Arkansas; and the houses include air conditioning!

Janna said...

Desert Songbird: Maybe next time Matt will take pictures and blog about it!
(Wait... would that be a GOOD thing?)

Travis said...

I'm gonna stare at these for a little bit and see if I can spot the connection. You can't fool me...I know it's there.

Lynda said...

Well, that's the catch, isn't it?

Janna said...

Travis: Good luck! :)

Lynda: I plead the 5th.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I saw nudity at a Taco Bell, too! A woman's ass. The one time I see a live woman's ass--that wasn't my wife's--and I wish I hadn't. Neither did anybody else who was eating there. They kicked her out. Not my wife. The woman with the exposed ass.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: That bad, huh? I wonder if they caught it on the security camera.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Let's just say I still have trouble eating at Taco Bell.