Oops, dammit!!
I am accident-prone today.
I made lunch, then when I carried my plate over to sit down and eat, over half my lunch fell on the floor and was ruined.
I had some blueberries for a snack, and one of the blueberries ended up rolling into the PRINTER (I'm not gonna explain how. Just use your imagination)
Then when I was picking something up, a bunch of glass bottles tipped over and fell. Luckily, none of them broke or fell on ME. We all know how THAT would have turned out.
Seriously, this is getting annoying. It seems like everytime I touch something, it dumps or falls over or spills! WTF!?
I'm on my way to do some laundry in a few minutes... I shudder to think of what may happen.
Watch the headlines tomorrow:
"Michigan woman crushed beneath washing machine in freak accident... experts puzzled"
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12 comments:
Testing Gravity, eh?
I've had those days myself.
Please, please, please stay away from 2 liter bottles today!!! Or at least wrap yourself in bubblewrap first!
I can just imagine someone walking into the laundry room and seeing a pair of legs sticking out the washer.
"Mmm, I wonder what cycle you was those on?"
Sounds like a good day to have a pizza delivered.
Did you make it back okay? Maybe you should switch to drinking pop out of those itty bitty little half cans. I never understood them myself but my Mother-in-Law likes them.
Morgen: "Testing gravity".... yes... I like that!
Michael: The way things are going, it could happen!
Lynda: Mmmmm...... pizza.....
Marilyn: I made it back ok! Those teensy cans of pop way too small. I can't understand how they would be useful to anyone... unless the person had a bladder the size of an M & M.
I found that incredibly funny. I have had those days.
From Queen Klutz: At least your walls don't jump out to tackle you...
Blueberry in the printer???
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Send help - can't breathe - giggle fit.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I have bestowed you with an award. Please come visit at your earliest convenience. Cheese will be served to those who arrive early. How will you know you are early? You will see cheese.
Natalie: It wasn't funny while it was happening, that's for sure...
Bundle: Not YET... (does that happen to you often?)
Travis: Hey!
Lynda: I'm a schmoozer, baby...
Have you considered some sort of assisted living facility?
Mr. Fab: Would you be there to assist me? What are your rates? What kind of meds would there be?
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