Luckily it wasn't a song I liked

Earlier this afternoon while I was in the store, I was absentmindedly listening to the background music that was being played.
It was an older tune I vaguely remembered from childhood.
Except I learned today that I had the words ALL wrong.
Twice.
Lemme explain.

As a child I thought the lyrics said "Don't take me house away!"

In the store this afternoon I thought I heard them say "Don't make me have to wait!"

And just now, upon doing some Google work, I learned that the ACTUAL words are "Don't take me half the way."

I feel somewhat better in knowing that I am NOT the only one who has made this mistake. There's a website called "Am I Right?", part of which is devoted to misunderstood lyrics. See? Other people would have agreed with both my previous interpretations! (scroll down to where it says "half the way")

AmIRight.com has the following motto: "Making fun of music, one song at a time."

Here's the section that focuses on misunderstood lyrics:
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/

I remember an old story about how some people thought Jimi Hendrix was saying "Scuse me while I kiss this guy" (instead of "Scuse me while I kiss the sky"). Funny.

How about you guys? Are there any lyrics you've been hearing wrong all these years?
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