Monday, July 23, 2007

Feel The Love

Over at the RFS Blog Awards, one of the categories is "The Two Bloggers Who Would Have The Best Looking Kids."
As you can see, two of the nominee "couples" are (A) Miss Britt & Avitable, and (B) Mr. Fab & Heather.

I disagree with both these pairings.

I think a much better combination would be Mr. Fab and Avitable.
Thus, I have taken it upon myself to sculpt what their love child would look like.

First, here's what both guys look like...You can see all sorts of pictures of Avitable (and his facial hair) by going to his blog and looking along the right side of the page... On his avatar, he has a halo. And of course you all know Fab.Now for the wondrous conception of their love child....
As you can see, it has Avitable's facial hair and halo. It also has Fab's bald head, blue eyes, and short arm. :)
I bet this kid REALLY loves breastfeeding..

26 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

That is as disturbing an image as I have ever seen.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Maybe next time the two of you will think to use condoms beforehand!

Turnbaby said...

That is TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!omg

Turnbaby said...

I just spewed champers looking at it again----fuck I can't STOP LOLOLOL

Turnbaby said...

I ...think... *giggle* ..choke ...LOL..it's the pink puffy heart ...omg LOLOL...can't catch my breath.....

Janna said...

Turnbaby: LOL! I'm so glad you approve! :) Take a deep breath... do you need a drink of water?
I was hoping someone would notice the pink puffy heart. :)

Avitable said...

Wow - that is awesome! Nicely done!

Janna said...

Avitable: I'm so glad you like it. :)

Tug said...

I'm not real sure I want to know, but I've got to ask - which one breastfeeds?

Janna said...

Tug: Fab, of course! (oh, wait, you meant the baby....)

Tug said...

I'd still say Fab - he'd be picking hair out of his teeth with Avi.

ewwwwww.

Janna said...

Tug: LOL! Well, it IS important to start flossing at an early age...

Janna said...

Tug: .... although I just realized that babies don't have teeth anyway. (But THIS one might!)

metalmom said...

OMG!!I'm with Turnbaby on this one-I think I peed a little bit and I woke the hubs giggling!Fanfuckingtastic job!!!The student has passed the master! I noticed the pink puffy heart,too!

Lynda said...

I said the same thing in Fab's comments! I am glad to see how right I was!

I bet Fab was the one in labor too. Poor Fab. No wonder he is disturbed.

Michael said...

Oh the horror!

metalmom do you need some Depends?

Janna said...

Metalmom: Glad you like it! Sorry about the peeing!

Lynda: That would explain a lot...

Michael: Either that or she could just blog while sitting on the toilet...

Travis said...

I may be scarred for life now.

Janna said...

Travis: Go back and look at it a few more times, just to be sure...

Bluepaintred said...

Tagged you at www.where-was-i.com!

Anonymous said...

I can;t stop laughing now. LOL.

Now the question is.. who'd conceive. :P

Janna said...

Blue: But the picture! What about the picture??

Anonymous: Maybe they could EACH conceive one and have twins!

Tug said...

Their lovechild would DEFINITELY have teeth! Good point on the flossing.

but ewwwww.

Janna said...

Tug: LOL! Yes, I think we can both agree on the "eewwwww" factor of flossing with Fab/Avi's chest hair. :)

bundle-o-contradictions said...

The family resemblance is uncanny!

Janna said...

Bundle: Isn't it, though?