Sunday, June 3, 2007

So true!

Words of wisdom:

"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
--Rita Rudner

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
--Rita Rudner


Morgen said...

There's a woman going in to the guinness book of world records for shortest labor. I think three minutes.

That's like "grrrrunt. Oh, look who's here on a leash!"

Steven said...

Rita rocks!

Marilyn said...

I wouldn't say parenthood ruined my life... but kids do interesting things to carpets too.

Janna said...

Morgen: Three minutes? That's more like it!!

Steve: Yes!! :)

Marilyn: I know, kids can leave all KINDS of nasty stains on carpets. And they're more creative about it than pets, too.... (*shudder*)

Wayne said...

I'd say ruin the carpet!
It's eaier to replace the carpet than your life!

Janna said...

Wayne: Yes! And the carpet is cheaper and quieter, too!