Sunday, June 10, 2007

Smattering of unrelated topics

Whew! I'm all caught up with my comment-responses. I answered everyone! Sorry it took me longer than usual.

Today I am craving pizza.

I had a headache earlier today, but it's going away! Thank goodness. Now I can enjoy Fab's radio show in a few minutes...

When I am 80 and drooling and unable to remember my middle name, I will still remember the Pythagorean Theorem. It will do me no good at that point, but I will remember it.

It rained for a few days, then it stopped.... and as soon as it stopped, a bird crapped on my windshield, right where I have to look. It hasn't rained since, so if I want the bird crap gone, I'm going to have to go to the car wash. As soon as I do that, THEN it will rain. Then when the rain stops, another bird will crap on my windshield. It's part of the circle of life. Disney didn't really talk about that in The Lion King, but it's totally true.
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8 comments:

Travis said...

The birds apparently are unaware of how dangerous you are. You should post a reminder on your vehicle.

Danger: Janna at the wheel.

Janna said...

Travis: I'm not really a danger when I'm driving; it's just when I'm around 2-liter bottles.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Um...you just can't clean it yourself?

onionboy said...

you said it's unrelated, but seriously, mr. fab & drooling?

and i agree completely with mr. fab, they make this stuff called "window washer fluid". your car probably has this feature. combined with the "windshield wiper" feature, you can get a clean windshield practically anytime, even if it is from a flying horse. i suggest you consult your owners manual.

Natalie said...

I also want pizza. Thanks for reminding me. Sorry about your windshield. That really blows.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: I will, tonight, at the car wash! Can't do it with the windshield wipers because they don't work very well!

Onionboy: Go read the next post. I explain the whole issue in greater depth.

Natalie: Save a piece of pizza for me.

Lee said...

Arrgh! Don't get me started on birds crapping on my freshly washed car. When are they going to make deflector fields for cars (y'know, like on Star Trek)? That way bird crap and bugs and stuff would just get repelled and pushed aside.

Janna said...

Lee: Excellent idea!