Ok, so let me make sure I understand this...
So it's NOT socially acceptable to defrost a leg of lamb by stuffing it into bodily orifices while sunbathing on my front lawn in the nude?
How come I'm always the last to know these things?
I was wearing sunscreen, though; surely that should count for something.
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I suspect it depends on exactly WHICH orifice you've stuffed it into...
I think those metal trays are supposed to be more effective anyway. Though, I have not conducted a study on the subject.
Yup. Speechless. Again.
Must be a Michigan law.
Morgen: Well of course I had to test them ALL out to see which ones worked best...
Marilyn: I wonder why NPR never talks about this on "Science Friday".
Travis: Mission accomplished! :)
Mr. Fab: Probably some weird outdated thing left over from the 1800's.
I'm laughing out loud about your NPR "Science Friday" reference.
Ha!
Aren't you glad some other NPR dweeb, er, listener -- besides you gets it?!?
You're kidding! I didn't know about this either. Glad I tied a string around the leg of lamb for easy removal. Ooo...I kinda just grossed MYSELF out! I guess I just can't keep up with you.
But that is the best way to defrost any kind of meat. They don't allow that in Michigan? I better check Indiana's books.
Morgen: Yay! I love NPR nerds!
Steve: Excellent foreplanning with the string. Good idea. The people at the E.R. will appreciate that when you have to go in.
Lynda: Write to your congressman if you have to!
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