My favorite blogger quote for the day
Today's favorite blogger quote comes from Matt-Man over at Bagwine Ruminations.
Every Friday he does a post called "Stream Of Consciousness Friday". He types whatever comes into his head, no matter how disjointed or nonsensical. It's usually hilarious, and makes me feel quite sane by comparison.
Today's post contained this golden gem of wisdom:
"It is always nice to be noticed, well, except when you’re picking your nose or scratching your balls."
Everyone take a moment to write that down.
It is nice to be NOTICED, dammit.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an itch.
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8 comments:
People sure don't forget when they catch you picking your nose or scratching inappropriately, that's for sure.
Thanks for the kudos. I came up with that thought while playing strip poker with three floozies and the Dalai Lama. Cheers!!
Lynda: I know! And fart just ONCE in the checkout aisle at the supermarket, they remember you forever!! ...Not that I've ever done that, of course...
Matt-man: So how far did the Dalai Lama have to strip?
Good ol' Matty - always good for a laugh and a memorable line!
Desert Songbird: Always!
When I am scratching my balls is when I want to be noticed most!
**turns head away decorously so as not to see where Janna scratches**
Mr. Fab: Then you should do a video post of it!!
Travis: It was my left boob.
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