Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Join My Fan Club!

Ok, just kidding. I don't really have fans.
It's more of a "List of people who have promised NOT to kill me in my sleep or squeal on me to the CIA or reach into my ribcage and pull out my beating heart while laughing."
But still, it'd be good to see your name on the list.
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40 comments:

metalmom said...

I'll be in your Fan Club!Better yet, I'll be your body guard and take out anyone who tries to steal your heart or rats you out. We gotta stick together!

Lynda said...

I don't know. I can't promise anything.

Michael said...

Do we get a badge and newsletter, maybe even cool decoder ring or something.

Secret handshakes, we need some incentive :)

bundle-o-contradictions said...

I promise NOT to kill you in your sleep nor squeal on you to the CIA nor reach into your ribcage and pull out your beating heart while laughing. I DO promise to do the hokey-pokey and turn myself around! That is what it's all about, after all!

Marilyn said...

I'm in, but I want a secret handshake or something too... Oooh... a button. Give us a button with something really strange on it! I know... a belly button.

Janna said...

Metalmom: YAAAYY! A bodyguard! I have a bodyguard! I've always wanted one of those! Lynda is Fab's bodyguard, you know... and apparently she does a good job, what with him still being alive and all.

Lynda: Can you at least promise not to do the heart-ripping-out thing?

Michael: Consider this blog the newsletter. And gimme a moment, I'll think of a handshake...

Bundle: Thank you! Consider yourself on the list! Kindly remove the CIA from your speed-dial, please. :)

Marilyn: You can have MY belly button, if you want it...

Travis said...

Oh me!! I'm a fan!

Is this the Janna fan rede?

I promise not to kill Janna in her sleep, nor consider the idea, nor have on my person any weapon or substance that can possibly be mistaken for something that could kill Janna when she's asleep or awake.

Do I pass? Can I be a member now?

Janna said...

Travis: You forgot the part about the CIA...

metalmom said...

Travis forgot the CIA and he will need to be taken out for your protection!Michael, you are deputized ! Let's go get him!!

metalmom said...

After extensive research Travis has checked out OK. Michael, you're still the deputy,just call off the dogs,Kay?

Janna said...

Metalmom: Wow, thanks! This is great having a bodyguard! Does Lynda do this for Fab?

Mr. Fabulous said...

A lot depends on how much your heart would fetch on the black market.

metalmom said...

I percieve a threat from Mr. Fab. Janna, don't leave the house without Michael. I'll go get Fab!

Turnbaby said...

I, state your name, promise not to kill Janna in her sleep, nor consider the idea, nor have on my person any weapon or substance that can possibly be mistaken for something that could kill Janna when she's asleep or awake, nor will i squeal on her to the CIA, or ever even consider the idea of reaching into her ribcage and wrapping my fingers around her stillbeating heart and ripping it free of those bonds, the muscle still pumping, the warm blood gushing----oh sorry--got carried away *tee hee*.;-)

Meloncutter said...

Do we get autographed pictures?

I like autographed pictures.

Naked autographed pictures.

Lots of naked autographed pictures
with boobies.

damn

I gotta go.

Later Y'all

Morgen said...

I think I should get "life" membership... right?

Oh, by the way, my TT at it's a blog eat blog world is all about Janna's new venture today!

Lynda said...

Sure! I can give you that.

Lynda said...

Trust me. Metalmom can't get Fab. Maybe one of his decoys...damn. I am not suppose to talk about that.

By the way, how is your spleen? No problems there, right?

amisare waswerebeen said...

Add me to your list and I promise not to squeal on you (using my real name).

onionboy said...

i think joining your fan club would somehow violate mr. fabs religious beliefs.

Natalie said...

I am totally a fan.

Janna said...

Turnbaby: Excellent! Love that enthusiasm!

Meloncutter: That costs extra.

Morgen: You get the deluxe membership, which comes with a coupon to Arby's.

Lynda: We can at least let her TRY to get Fab. That would be fun to watch.
Speaking of which, I sent my spleen to Fab a couple months ago. It seemed like the right thing to do.

Amisare: Great!

Onionboy: He has religious beliefs???

Natalie: Great! Now take the oath...

Lynda said...

Damn it! I mean, good, good...You still have your appendix though, right? Both your kidneys?

metalmom said...

**shhhh** don't tell Lynda but I've been following her all day.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: I don't think the black market would want my heart. At least that's what I'm hoping.

Metalmom: Help! He wants to sell my heart on the black market!!

Janna said...

Lynda: I sense a disturbing trend here...

Morgen said...

Oooooh!
A coupon to Arby's!!!!

I'll take a turkey bacon ranch marketplace sandwich, no lettuce, a curly fry, and a jamocha shake, please.
What do you mean this isn't the drive thru?

But this is your 27th comment for a post - is that a record here at the Jannaverse?

metalmom said...

As your bodyguard can I get that as payment? Maybe if Mr. Fab 'disappears' and shows up hogtied on your doorstep I could get a freebie?LOL

Lynda said...

No, no. No pattern.

Please let your bodyguard, Metalmom know that the fedora and sunglasses are a little obvious, and the trenchcoat is a dead giveaway.

Janna said...

Morgen: I think it IS a record. Enjoy your sandwich!

Metalmom: If Fab shows up hogtied on my doorstep, you can absolutely have any of my bodily organs you want... once he untied himself I wouldn't be alive for much longer anyway.

Lynda: Hey, she's new. Give her a break. Better yet, give her lessons on how to be an excellent bodyguard. No doubt you have an immense amount of wisdom to offer.
(Teach her how to clone me like you did with Fab).

metalmom said...

there's cloning?

Morgen said...

Oh, boy, comment #32!
You need a comment crown today!!

Lynda said...

How did you find out about the cloning!?

I mean, there is no cloning. No cloning at all...what are you talking about?

Janna said...

Metalmom: According to Lynda, there is!

Morgen: I know! Isn't it great?

Lynda: YOU told me about the cloning, during one of your weaker moments. (A few comments ago). Does this mean you have to kill me now? Is that why you are asking which bodily organs I still have left? Should I go into the witness protection program?

ddbb said...

Hi Janna!

Just figured i'd finally say hi since I read your blog faithfully..

I live in Litchfield too! Am originally fro NYC but have been here two years..I was so happy to see someone else from my tiny town! :)

Travis said...

Learning from my earlier mistake, I promise not to squeal to the CIA.

Sheesh! A guy gets a little absent-minded and the next thing you know he's sitting in front of a very bright light trying to answer unanswerable questions.

Honestly, I really really really don't know who let the dogs out!

I'm officially askeered of your bodyguards. You might consider giving them a raise.

metalmom said...

Travis-your fingernails are under the flowerpot on Janna's doorstep. Let that be a lesson to you!

Janna said...

Ddbb: You're from Litchfield? Really? OMG! Wow!

Travis: I apologize for their over-exuberance... but aren't they adorable?? :)

Metalmom: I think one got stuck in my front tire.

ddbb said...

Yep..I live just west of town..towards Hadley :-) It's a lot different for this NY girl lol..gorgeous weather tonight eh? I hate it hot too..especially when you live near a farm *gah* too many flies.

Janna said...

Ddbb: OMG... this is creepy... I ALSO live west of town, near Hadley!