Tuesday, May 29, 2007

I love this joke

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well," He said, "You can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


Mr. Fabulous said...

When I first started reading, I figured there was no way I would be laughing at the end but I was wrong!

metalmom said...

Who knew Mr. Fabulous and Metalmom would find a 'clean' joke so funny!

Morgen said...

ba-doom, ching!
she shoots, she scores!

Lynda said...

I also like the snow plow blond joke.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: It's good to be wrong once in a while! :)

Metalmom: I know! Isn't it amazing?

Morgen: If only I could score more often... oh, wait, you meant the joke...

Lynda: The snow plow joke?