Monday, May 14, 2007

Another Green Thought for Manic Monday

I bet the reason Mountain Dew bottles are green is this: If they were clear, and showed the actual color of the contents, people would think they looked like huge urine samples. And let's face it, no one wants to drink a huge urine sample.
Well, almost no one.

8 comments:

amisare waswerebeen said...

*imitating Homer Simpson* Mmmmmmm.....greeeeen. :P

Desert Songbird said...

Your mind works in mysterious ways...

Mr. Fabulous said...

I have a whole post on urine coming up one of these days...

Steven said...

Oh, how I miss Mountain Dew. When I was a kid, I would drink it until I got heart palpitations...I never knew it had so much caffeine!

Lynda said...

I loved Mountain Dew in my 20's. It didn't really like me though.

Jason Dufair said...

I used to live with a photographer. We had a darkroom in our apartment. During his marathon sessions in the darkroom, he'd drink liters of his own piss so as to avoid opening the door and letting light in, interrupting the flow of his work. I loved that guy. Still do.

Morgen said...

I've told you about Russian Dew Lites, right?

For those of you who don't know about my alcoholic past: you take 1 full 2 liter bottle of Diet Mt Dew and 1 empty 2 liter bottle of Diet Mt Dew. Separate the dew into equal halves in the bottles.
Fill up remaining space with cheap vodka = Russian Dew Lites.

The hardest part: when drunk remembering to save one of the empty 2 liter bottles for the next batch!

Aren't you amazed I still have brain cells to blog soberly today???

See, I was going to say, "mmmmm.... urine....." but amisare waswerbeen beat me to the Homerism.
So I gave you a Homoism.
:)

Janna said...

Amisare: D'oh!

Desert Songbird: As always!

Mr. Fab: How exciting!

Steve: You mean hearts AREN'T supposed to have palpitations?

Lynda: The caffiene? The sugar? What? What was the negative factor?

Jason: Ewwww! I'd rather just be dehydrated!

Morgen: All DIET pop is evil. Substitute the real Dew, and then maybe we can talk... of course, then I know it wouldn't be Russian Dew LITE... it'd be Russian Dew Full-Of-Calories, but hey.