Sunday, April 1, 2007

Visits from Janna... and other potentially hazardous things

Still no response from MyBlogLog, who remains of the opinion that I am running a seedy porno site dripping with contagious squirming micro-vermin, ready to crawl up your most private orifices if you come within two feet of the screen. (Better use latex gloves, just to be safe).

In other news...

As you know, yesterday I visited Morgen. We had a good time; I needed the company. Friday afternoon the ABC group was supposed to have a mini-party at Dennis & Kristen's, but it got canceled because not enough people could show up. So I felt lonely and sad, which was aggravated by the fact that I'd already been feeling depressed to begin with. Thus, Saturday morning I called Morgen, who said "Sure, come on over!!"

Mr. Fab left a comment, saying "How come you always visit him, but you never visit me?" This made me laugh, and inspired me to create the following list:

Top ten reasons I haven't visited you, Mr. Fab:
1) You live in Florida, where the heat and humidity would make me wish every breath was my last.
2) You would soon tire of me asking you to autograph portions of my anatomy.
3) I would have to sell myself on the street for approximately ten days just to afford the gas money. (Not that I know anything about that...)
4) You live in Florida, where hurricanes ravage the land on a yearly (sometimes hourly) basis.
5) I couldn't possibly compete with your rabbits.
6) You're a morning person, and I would eventually have to kill you.
7) Too many awkward questions from your wife, asking "Honey, who's that strange lady living out in the shed?"
8) You live in FLORIDA, where alligators eagerly dine on succulent morsels of unsuspecting tourists.
9) If I wanted to visit Disneyworld, you would murder me and stuff me in a swamp somewhere, muttering that Disney is a greedy soul-sucking corporate axis of evil.
10) I didn't know you cared! :)


Lynda said...

That happened to another blogger too, the porn site thing from MyBlogLog. I know I get excited when I visit you.

The #11 reason not to visit Fab: The state is shaped like a gun and the residents aren't afraid to prove it!

Janna said...

Lynda: Thank you for getting excited-- be sure to use gloves!

Mr. Fabulous said...

I never get tired of autographing body parts.

Mr. Fabulous said...

So...if this is a porno site, when do you take your top off? Want me to take mine off first?

Travis said...

MyBlogLog thinks you're a porno site? This makes me wonder if the peeps who run it actually do review any of the sites.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Shhhhh.... don't take anything off until I get my widget!!!

Travis: I wondered the same thing!

Danielle said...

I think it is cool that you have a blogger friend within actual meeting distance from you. I haven't found anyone in Vegas if I was back in my hometown of Boston maybe I would have a better chance.
I just might have to write Mybloglog myself if they do not follow my initial dictate and give Janna the damn widget.
You know I just had a thought. Why would they not have widgets on adult sites could it be to protect their visitors from being found out?

Lynda said...

Of course, and I bring my own duct tape too!

I may have said to much.

Janna said...

Danielle: It is cool to have a blogger I can visit. Of course, I knew Morgen way before I got into blogging-- in fact, he's the one who talked me into getting started. :)

Lynda: Let's see... gloves, check... duct tape, check... saran wrap, check... did anyone remember to bring the disinfectant this time?

Peanut said...

I LOVE DISNEY! IT ISN'T EVIL! now i'm sad... :(

Janna said...

Peanut: I kinda like Disney too, but Mr. Fab believes in the whole "evil greedy corporate soul-sucking entity" thing.... The scary thing is, I can sometimes almost maybe see his point.
But not always. :)