If my life had a soundtrack, this would be on there

I love this video.
It's so cute, and funny, and kinda poignant too.
Probably most of you have already seen it, but if not, here, go take a look.
The lyrics are kind of hard to catch, so I'll put them here for your convenience:
(I believe the video was done by Bernard Derriman; not sure about the song or the lyrics. If any of you know, leave me a comment so I can give proper credit.)

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple and threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Corporate capers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.

He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?
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