What have I done?
Things I Still Haven't Done With My Life:
1) Write a book
2) Invent magic ray gun that disintegrates tailgaters
3) Write the soundtrack to a movie
4) Play harp for a wealthy grateful benefactor who loves my music
5) Become radioactively mutated into a really cool-looking supervillain who can blast deadly gas into the face of my enemies
Things I HAVE actually done with my life:
1) Write a 176-page letter to someone, on narrow-ruled 8.5 x 11 paper
2) Invent new vaguely-obscene sounding words to mutter at tailgaters
3) Write small ensemble pieces, solos, and a few pieces for wind symphony
4) Play harp at some weddings, a bed & breakfast, a college recital, a museum, and the grand opening of a store
5) Eat cheap bean burritos for lunch
7 comments:
Don't you see how close you're coming to realizing all of your dreams? I'd say this is showing you how "right on track" you are! Go burritos!
Note to self: when driving in Michigan, do not tailgate for fear Janna may actually invent that ray gun, or have mutated into the really cool whatever villain thingy.
tail-gaters don't bother me as much as the "pull out in front of you and slow down" people.
Now for THEM, I say we hook your burrito-bloated bowels up to a ray gun and have at 'em!
I became a cool-looking supervillian once...It wasnt all that I thought it would be. Cheers!!
Steven: Maybe I just need to eat MORE burritos...
Travis: Good advice!
Morgen: Just tell me where to aim.
Matt-man: Maybe you just need to try harder. Write to Dick Cheney for advice.
Mr. Fab: You would SO kill me if I actually did that to you.... :)
176 pages. . and I thought mine were long. . . I was so wrong.
Marcia: I had to mail it in one of those big 9x12 manila envelopes, and the postage was at least a couple bucks. What fun! :)
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