If only I didn't have to pee so often, I bet I could get a lot accomplished.
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I wonder if anybody has done research about this. I know they have those statistics about how many years of our lives our given over to sleep and driving...but peeing? There's a fascinating study waiting to happen!
Steve: I'd be willing to be one of the research guinea pigs, if they'd pay me and let me drink lots of Redpop...
Mr. Fab: But I'm only 37!! Although there are days when I feel 107, so yeah, I guess it averages out to Depends-age. **sigh**. Anybody have any coupons for them?
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2 comments:
I wonder if anybody has done research about this. I know they have those statistics about how many years of our lives our given over to sleep and driving...but peeing? There's a fascinating study waiting to happen!
Steve: I'd be willing to be one of the research guinea pigs, if they'd pay me and let me drink lots of Redpop...
Mr. Fab: But I'm only 37!! Although there are days when I feel 107, so yeah, I guess it averages out to Depends-age. **sigh**. Anybody have any coupons for them?
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